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Keep being mean and talking shit about funko pops. We’ll see who’s laughing when they all come alive at night to eat you.

Yeah, built for humid swamplands down here. I would prefer a basement trust me!

they should make cannabis products with dignified names i'm not buying anything called "blue terdz" sorry

This is Valles Marineris, a Canion that if placed on Earth would extend all the way across the United States (4000km) and it reaches depths of up to 7 km (almost Mont Everest's height, 8.8 km). Hope/Emirates Mars Mission/EXI/AndreaLuck Data processed from Emirates Mars Mission Hope: Timetag 2021-03-16 15:15:38+00:00 Orbit number 25 Spacecraft altitude 12008.9134606894 km Spacecraft latitude 6.88673827724901° Spacecraft longitude 276.240430639358° Sub-spacecraft local solar time 06:38:15 Mars season 18.0576359759254° Subsolar latitude 7.58074386549014° Subsolar longitude 356.675457377474° Hope/Emirates Mars Mission/EXI/AndreaLuck Feel free to share, giving the appropriate credit and providing a link to the original image or tweet: creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Mars - Valles Marineris - Orbit 25 - Hope Mission - From Andrea Luck (andrealuck.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/2mzhnbG

Grateful to be able to fix these things, but still…Shit piss damn

Hell yeah, bought a new roof and then went under the house to discover a broken pipe and a new lake.

lol men are dumb

Sorry I’m gross! I was born like this

Going to rip a massive fart when the roofer shows up today. Maybe I’ll get a discount?

ALIEN (1979)

Yes. Always

Al Michaels giving us some moon analysis

A section of a failed heath inspection from some nasty wing place X Not corrected Vomiting and Diarrheal Event Response No cleanup kit or procedures for handling vomit or fecal matter contamination. X Not corrected Food Storage - Covered

Never had these back in my day. Just some sawdust and a broom.

Powerful and graceful butt deflection

A small black kitten doing a really good blep while laying on a red towel.

A small black kitten doing a really good blep while laying on a red towel.

Growing concerned that Boo Boo might be the world's most photogenic kitten.

I think everyone should be off when the moon is this close. It’s just too much

The giant moon and daylight savings time change have really fucked up traffic. And people too.

Styled my hair with vape juice today.

Important.

trying to explain to the forest creatures we have to destroy their only home because we gotta wipe our ass

I have to imagine far-right Catholics are really struggling with the fact that they can now hear this stuff in English directly from the pope.

It’s just too much. Always something. I just need a nice cave tbh

YouTube video by PadookieBruh Final Fantasy VII - Victory Fanfare [HD]

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The Mayor is here at hand.

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

Listening to triumphant JRPG music to boost my mood. Always works.

Right?! Piss too!

I was unaware that 20-year shingles only last 10 years. Maybe they should change the wording or something?

Yeah. I’ll probably take the payment plan too. Unless I can find $10,000+ in a couch cushion or something.

The magazine SHIT SUCKS! from the film Idocracy. #1 chicks & news magazine March 3, 2505. Busty brunette on the cover

I’ve got to buy a fuckin roof.