ThePenguinSays

I hate that I live in a timeline where I'm agreeing with Ted Cruz

Cooler, wiser, and more comfortable punks

Where I'm from neighborhood bbq guys are everywhere. Best lunch you can get and normally pretty damn cheap. Love the BBQ Man

Cat math. If you're on time you're late. If you're early you're late. You can't win with these little furry fascists.

Just checking, isn't this the "Big Brother" thing that republicans have warned us about for years? Now they celebrate it? Make it make sense

I'm still punk as fuck, and I have a favorite chip clip. I feel ya

Did this dude higher Trump's lawyers? This seems like the work of pure incompetency

I prefer what Cypress Hill said back in the day "They say we're Generation X, I say were Generation Fuck You"

Because it makes them feel more righteous

What I'm thinking about is how we all knew this and a bunch of "save the children" assholes voted for him.

Don Jr has some strange fantasies

Brain eating zombies would starve in a Maga world

The absolute best way to spend a Monday morning

I don't think Trump has the space up there for a penthouse. Maybe a studio apartment.

The idea that a 14 year old is capable of making decisions about a relationship of any nature with a grown ass human is asinine. Its rape, it's always been rape. Anyone making excuses for this needs their browser history checked.

Its easy to understand when you arent in a cult. Normal folks know that we don't want to be represented by pedophiles. Maga has proven that it's OK as long as they can own the libs

Just listened to Constituent Service by @scalzi.com. Great quick listen on Audible. Also thanks, John, now I want a chicken named Cluckward

He threatened to kick them out of the cult and they just couldn't handle having to face the truth. So they didn't

Explain please

Ah what happened to "do it the right way" Guess it's just mask off "do it the white way"

a man wearing a yellow jacket and a visor says `` do n't be hatin '' ALT: a man wearing a yellow jacket and a visor says `` do n't be hatin ''

All I can think of is Malibus Most Wanted. You don't know how hard it is in the 'bu

Why are dudes that call themselves "alpha males" always the weakest little bitches

On r/conservative they have already convinced themselves that Biden destroyed the list and Trump couldn't possibly be on it

Worst overachiever ever

My dad was a Methodist pastor who left the church when they allowed gays in. Then he became an evangelical

Yep. Im all for it. It will split the GOP base and kill their turnout. Provided we have free and fair elections which is......iffy

He wanted me to live a conservative christian lifestyle. Im a hedonistic atheist that belongs to the satanic temple. I think I missed the mark.