Sick of it ALL🧚‍♀️

It depends on the hoop I suppose. I like using a hula hoop like a jump rope. But as for jumping through hoops blindly, fuck no.

No one, and I do mean no one, has any business fucking with the moon. 😭

I won’t give up but I’m tired.

Well, I sure could use some help.

It seriously ENRAGES me. Who in the fuck thought a Fox News teleprompter monkey could direct NASA?

I keep kicking them with my stomping boots but they won’t stay down!

Fuck Sean Duffy. How dare he suggest putting a nuclear reactor on the moon? What in the actual fuck?

Got a chip on my shoulder but I still come back for more.

you have an image to maintain
i'm just trying to maintain my sanity

I thought you might feel that way.

And yet, the past keeps trying to pull me back by the ankles with grubby hands.

Regret would be a beautiful name for a girl.

It’s always just bread and circuses. I’d expect nothing less from a mad wannabe emperor.

One of the biggest lies CPTSD tells us is that if we're able to laugh or appreciate beauty today, we must not be "that" traumatized.

The truth is, some of the most wounded people can appreciate some of the most profound beauty-- & nobody belly laughs like trauma survivors can.

Yep, that tracks...😉🤣

Finally! My screams to the void have been heard.

We should add a "yikes" button next to the "likes" button

I didn't agree to any of this shit.

There is no present and future when you’re stuck with the past.

That’s why I have left it behind. Keep on swimming.

It’s something you need to work on, that’s for sure. Take heart, we’re all learning how to be better people.

Literally no one asked for this. Krangsent is important.

One of the funniest self owns is people complaining about how dumb people are at the airport and not realizing there's a separate airport for smart people they aren't invited to

Me: Invest all my savings in cryptocurrency

Financial Advisor: Do you understand cryptocurrency?

Me (picturing the cryptkeeper's face on all currency): 100%

He’s cool too, obviously. The more the merrier, I always say.

Just bang all of them at the same time and no one gets their fee fees hurt.

I hate when you're having sex and you accidentally yell the name of the wrong Ninja turtle

Those Lethal Weapon movies are so unrealistic. There’s no way Mel Gibson is friends with a black guy

Nakatomi Plaza is Aubrey’s sister. Fun fact.

everything’s terrible but at least time is fake