Your Mom’s OG Banana ✨

Dammit. I got 3,000 followers. I gotta go, y’all are making me itchy. See you on my next account if you can find me. ✨

when you're in the ER and a doctor yells clear that means he's a scientologist

Oof. How many more to go? I’m really getting put through my paces here. 😅

But for real. My bf and I watched each one.

You’re so good. 🥹✨

Dork. 😂

Yikes. 😅

That’s so sad. Like seriously, I want to hug you, it’s so sad. 😞

Thanks Dan. I think. 🤔

bubbles from the powerpuff girls is crying while standing in the rain Alt: bubbles from the powerpuff girls is crying while standing in the rain

I’m so fucking hungry. Won’t someone please think of me while I languish in the endless horrors?

How? Well then consider me a high roller.

Yooooooooo. Same.

Don’t give me a reason, and you won’t get bit!

Trae Young just got traded for CJ McCollum. Holy shit.

EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP! 🚨

BE FUCKING NICE! I’M SERIOUS!

I’m so tired of the hate and violence.

Noooooooooo. Why can’t people be nice!

me bc i'm really just a sweet girl who crashes out sometimes

Sleep? What’s that?

Can we please speed up so we can get to the good part? 🥺

Yeah, because killing innocents makes people feel bad. Hence, the ushering in of the new Hunger Games era.

It me!

It’s so annoying! It can be related to dehydration so I’ll step up the water.

How did you make it stop? Four months is crazy!

Then call me a pervert.

BUTTS!

My right eye has been twitching sporadically for three days.

I love them. 🥹

Nice. I usually pick the car.

Cute boys who worship me and each other.