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🔥🕳️🔥 congrats!!

Not a fish 🐠 lol

I don’t ever looked closely and I thought she was a weird fish!

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I still remember how much of the wonder and magic went out of President’s Day when I found out it was really mom and dad who left peanuts in my shoes every year, not Jimmy Carter

Cricket with a bloody axe 🪓

Monocle cat

🎶 small purple corvette 🎶

He could have made it work if he wanted too…

pass it along; let’s see your pfp in its full-sized glory!

Or you may end up with some form of dinner! 🤞🤞🤞

tldr: no

I don’t know who needs to know this, but Washington Park in San Francisco actually has a statue of Ben Franklin, and it’s full of parrots.

DNA does break easily. Try adding some DNA repair molecules and extra base pairs to your filament

Seafoam old style pert plus shampoo plus conditioner bottle. It's an extruded oval shape. There's a graphic with two combed shapes, blue and purple, zipping together (or unzipping)

Washing my hair and unzipping my DNA

I was going to do taxes this weekend but now I’m stuck waiting for a corrected W-2 🙄

My husband’s former employer (as in no income from them in 2025) sent him a W-2 with 2024’s numbers on it. They pulled the wrong numbers for an untold number of employees

As a large healthcare provider, this does not install confidence in their actual care for health

Already done 😽

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Can’t wait to see it!

I accidentally murdered a tiny gecko who was hiding in my shower drain while cleaning. It was 20 years ago and I still feel bad

Me, in my library where you CAN have snacks if you’re very careful: welcome to my island, bitch 💅

TIME WARP BEFORE ZOD!

Who up ushering they falling house?

I’m afraid for whoever is dating the men who can’t read. Is that why they’re trying to sell us so much meat? Do illiterate men mostly communicate through meat?

When you have chronic constipation, weekends are reserved for the old Crap and Nap

Bill that would have required patients receive info on ‘baby boxes’ prior to abortions defeated • Virginia Mercury The bill would have mandated that abortion patients receive written information about “safe haven provisions” — boxes that contain bassinets where people can safely and anonymously surrender a…

🗳️A bill in Virginia was struck down that would have mandated that abortion patients learn about those “pro-life” baby drop-off boxes. Imagine asking for actual healthcare and the state responding: “but have you tried a box?”
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Good morning Mark and Ruby (and the other unpictured crew members)

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The opposite of serendipitous is godfuckingdamnitous

Robert looks like fun