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Somebody mentioned "about 30 years ago"

And I thought, "the 70s"

But they were referring to 1995.

And now I need to go lie down.

We all scoffed when he said he could shoot someone and not lose voters. As it turns out, he is right. If he shot one of them right now, they would apologize for getting in the way of his bullet and then brag to their friends how they got an official Trump bullet souvenir.

While I can still afford it before tariffs make espresso prices go into treat rather than an everyday pleasure, I am starting off today with a Raspberry Mocha Latte to try and bring some joy into my morning. #ProofOfCoffee

I may look as puffy as the Marshmallow Man, and I probably just as slowly, but that didn't take away from my fun at the #HotChocolateRun 15K in Philadelphia. I mean how can you be upset at a run that ends with Chocolate? #MedalMonday

Greetings from Philadelphia and the #HotChocolateRun 15k

Since the Hot Chocolate 15k is in Philadelphia tomorrow, it just seemed appropriate to pull out the Rocky Gear for this run. #HotChocolateRun #EyeOfTheTiger

Sandy Hook Lighthouse 5K The Sandy Hook Lighthouse 5K is on Saturday May 3, 2025. It includes the following events: Sandy Hook Lighthouse 5k / Walk, Kid's Run, Seeing Eye Dogs, and Sandy Hook Lighthouse 5k / Walk - NO SHIRT O...

Running around Sandy Hook is a fun way to start a day, why not join me and help raise money for the New Jersey Blind Citizens Association & Camp Happiness on May 3rd.

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Asbury Park Sheehan Classic 5K The Asbury Park Sheehan Classic 5K is on Saturday August 9, 2025. It includes the following events: 5K Run and Kids' Run.

Time to start ramping up the summer racing season. One of the first races I have ever run, and have done every year without fail is the Asbury Park Sheehan Classic 5K. It is in August, it is hot, but it is a great race around Asbury Park.

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Time to get motivated.

I would prefer we stay with DST all year long, but until then I will happily push my clock ahead to get the extra daylight hours for the months that I can.

This is not the first time Orange Juice has felt the "squeeze" of the market. Back when Atkins was all the rage, nobody was drinking Orange Juice, and the price of OJ dropped like a rock.

The interesting thing now is, that dealers whine about it instead of dropping prices.

I'd rather do *ANYTHING* before Hill repeats.

But in all fairness, I have to knee replacements, so hills are killers that cause entirely too much knee inflammation, so I sort of have a reason (not that I liked the hill repeats before this).

But they could have just eaten Taco Bell for lunch. (I didn't say the fumes had to be made by the car). 💩💨

Mr Burns would like to have a word about being disparaged like this.

The White ones *look* fast... and thus will make you run fast. (or at least make it look like you are) So those are what you should go with.

They were telling you that because they didn't want you inhaling the fumes from their car. 😉

Run the Vineyards - Cream Ridge Winery 5K The Run the Vineyards - Cream Ridge Winery 5K is on Saturday June 21, 2025.

What is better than running a race? Running a race with a free glass of wine waiting for you at the finish line. And it is a nice jaunt on blacktop around the Vineyard. What better way is there to start off the first day of astronomical summer?

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Cleared my lunch schedule to get caught up on all the content on runtrimag.com

I think that counts as doing something for myself. :)

"You Clean Up Nicely" is nothing but a polite way of saying, "What happened? You usually look like a hot mess!"

Two reasons. One, I am old enough that I remember when it was just Gatorade, and only one flavor, and two, their names are stupid, especially when you start into their "sub lines" like Frost, Fierce, and Flow. Their naming conventions are just out of control. It is easier to just use the color.

The President has time to waste serving as the chairman of the Kennedy Center? Well, in this case yes. The Puppet Masters behind Project 2025 are the ones enacting the plans. This is the equivalent of giving your child a coloring book and telling them to go play while you make dinner.

Belmar Five Mile Run The Belmar Five Mile Run is on Friday August 29, 2025 to Saturday August 30, 2025. It includes the following events: Belmar 5 Mile Run, Belmar 5 Wheelchair, and Belmar 5 Kid's Races.

Well now my summer has book ends as I have signed up for the Belmar 5 mile run on the weekend of Labor Day! I am struggling a bit this year with Season Affective Disorder, but this is starting to brighten my mood and I can't wait for racing season to be upon us.

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Green Gatorade (I am old and trust the classics), and a soft pretzel.

The Spring Lake 5 Mile Run The Spring Lake 5 Mile Run is on Friday May 23, 2025 to Saturday May 24, 2025. It includes the following events: Spring Lake 5 Mile Race and Kids' Races.

Today is the day! If you were thinking of signing up for the Spring Lake 5, one of the largest 5 miles races in the country, hurry up! The race may be May 23rd, but registrations opened this morning and it will sell out some time today.

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First race of 2025 and of course they are predicting 3-5 inches of snow and sleet.

Arrogance and rudeness are training wheels on the bicycle of life for weak people who cannot keep their balance without them. — Laura Teresa Marquez

I think it is safe to say Donald Trump will never shed his training wheels.

Oh how I wish I could find one that actually has come to this realization rather than just continuing to make excuses.