Ishikawa: Summit to Sea

You could just call it ‘the dark side’…!

Mixed aural media. (Jazz time)

I didn’t expect that! The train or the near car accident.

Depressingly accurate. However, I thought Man U were skint? How are they sacking tea ladies but hiring £200,000/week players?

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But not necessarily in the right places. #joedle

Well, there’s a garden, I wouldn’t say it’s massive, but it also isn’t tiny!

Some lovely sunflowers

A painting of a bull looking over its shoulder, hung in the toilet. 🚽

Yuki and her grandfather’s first contributions to the aesthetic of the new house.

I hope you can sell it and it doesn’t just sit in the corner…gathering dust.

Shall I just block myself?

First sighting of these horrible beautiful 90’s looking little bastards.

Maybe he should have been standing a bit closer to the urinal #justsaying

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A delivery for you. #joedle

2, kind of. I passed through Chicago O'Hare airport, does that count? I went to the Mall of America, is that in Minneapolis? I was staying in St Cloud...

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None of those. #joedle

I don’t know what’s worse, my wifi connection or the football. Seriously, I can’t watch more than a minute at a time… #nufc

A fuck off big cloud.

You rang?

I hope it had a licence for the gun.

There’s also a sizeable sell-on percentage we’d owe. 50%? Something like that…

It’s an onward chain. In the meantime we’re living in a caravan (no offence Will)

I'm a lamp in a home in a film. I am on 24 hours a day and am dim.

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Parlay? #joedle

Jazz time.

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You make me! #joedle

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I’ll be thinking about that for a long time. #joedle

We’ve genuinely had more blows in this transfer window than I’ve had in the past two years.

Why ‘in case’? We were apparently trying to sign Ekitike, so would signing a second world class striker need to be an ‘in case’ scenario? We should try to sign him regardless of whether Isak stays or (probably) not.

Children Of Sanchez - YouTube

Rest in peace Chuck 🎺 youtube.com/playlist?lis...

This Isak carry on reminds me of when we sold Andy Cole. Can anyone remember if we managed to replace him? Which country were we in when that happened again?

Last night I dreamt I stopped by @robbeckett.bsky.social 's house unannounced and we had chicken and cake on the same plate. Night before I dreamt I was in the next room while @bobmort.bsky.social shat his guts out AND I gave Jack Whitehall counselling. I'm in a comedy dream loop.

Goodnight. (I’m literally off to bed, this punctuates that quite nicely)

They good for his hearts...