A SKELITEN TRYEN TO LIVE THERE DAMB LIFE BUT THEY HAVE TO USE THE TOUCH SCREEN IN THE CAR TO DO HALF OF DA SHIT IN THE CAR!!! AND IT AINT A NICE COMPUTER ITS LIKE TRYING TO USE YOUR NEPHEWS ANDOID TABLET!!! LAGGY AS HELL AND NONE OF THE MENUS WORK RIGHT!!!!!! DA TEXT SAYS "I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY CAR, I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY REFRIDGERATOR, I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY THERMOSTAT,I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY TELEVISON,I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY EXERCICE BIKE, I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY LIGHT BULB'S" - NEW ONE TODAY I DONT WANT A COMPUTER IN MY BED ETHIER YOU HEARD ABOUT THAT ONE, THEY MADE A SMART BED , WELL THE THINGS SENDING YOUR SEX DATA TO THE STARTUP IF YOUR ASKIN ME THATS THE MOST OBVIOUS CONCLUSION , AND WHO SUBSCRIBES TO BED, ITS BAD ENOUGH YA GOTTA PAY SO MUCH FOR A MATTRESS , LIFE IN 2025 MEANS YOU MUST PAY TO SLEEP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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all these motherfuckers have exactly the same face — like a cheeky cartoon piglet brought to life by a witch

I was just talking to someone about the anti-ICE influencer who had their car rammed & was injured by ICE while trying to film ICE for a full thirty seconds before we realized that we were talking about different people who were recently rammed & injured by ICE while trying to film ICE

CLIPPY 📎

Sign reading "so tired of living in an Onion article"

An important message.

A SKALITON HOLDEN A BIG A$$$$$$ JOINT AND THERE SAYIN " YOUR GONNA SMOKE WEED ON 4/30? THATS COOL , THE CALENDAR HAS NO POWER OVER ME, I FOLLOW NO RULES OF MAN, IM ALWAYS TIRED AND HUNGREY, CONFUSED OFTEN, AND IT FUCKEN ROCK'S " - BUT ALSO ITS COOL TO HAVE BASICLY A NATION WIDE HOLIDAY FOR WEED DAY AND ITS ON A WEEK END THIS YEAR AGAIN WHICH ROCK'S, AND EVEN THOGH IT FEELS LIKE WE SORT OF WON THE BATTLE AGAINST WEED PROHIBTION EVERY WHERE, ITS STILL FUN TO SAY "STONED OUT" AND "GET HIGH" AND OTHER WEED STUFF ,ITS A HUMAN RIGHT TO BE ABLE TO TAKE DRUGS, ESPECIALY THE ONE THAT DOSENT HURT YOU UNLESS YOU COUNT BEING SCARED AT T.V - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

ONLY 7 HOUR'S TO GO - dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKELTEON HOLDEN 2 GUN'S AND IT SAY'S ""I WILL NOT "SPRING BACK" CLOCKS STAY WERE THEY AE, TIME COP'S GO TO HELL" - STOP CHANGEN THE TIME ON US IT FUCKS UP OUR BODYS AND OUR MINDS!!!! THEY TREAT US LIKE A GUY FROM THE YEAR 41 OR SOME SHYT WHO THINK'S DA SUN IS PULLED ACROSS DA SKY BY A MAN ON A HORSE , AND THERE TELLIN US WE HAVE MORE DAY LIGHT NOW, BUT YOU JUST CHANGEDTHE DAMB NUMEBRS ON THE CLOCK, WE KNOW BETTER NOW, CANT FOOL US, IF YOU WANT TO FOOL US TRY ARRANGING THE PRODUCT'S IN YOUR STORE IN A WAY TO TRICK US INTO BUYING MORE OF THEM, OR FORCING US TO ALL USE APP'S THAT LOCK US INTO MENTAL LOOP'S WHERE WE GET BORED AND CLOSE THE APP AND THEN AUTOMATICALLY RE OPEN THE APP BEFORE WE KNOW WHAT WERE EVEN DOING ,KEEP SCROLLING EVEN THOUGH WE DONT LIKE WHAT WE SEE, OR YOU CAN ALSO TRICK US BY MAKING A VIDEO WITH BAD IDEAS AND WE WILL JUST AGREE WITH THEM, ACTUALLY ITS VERY EASY TO TRICK EVERY ONE ON DA FUCKEN PLANET, BECAUSE IF IT WASNT THEN NO ONE WOULD STAND FOR LIKE 10 GUYS AT THE TOP HAVIN ALL THE MONEY WHILE WE CANT AFFORD SANDWICHS, WERE ALL TRICKED AND WERE ALSO TRICKED INTO THINKING WERE NOT TRICKABLE. WE ALL THINK WERE SMART AND WERE ALSO ALWAYS BEING TRICKED. I HATE PLANET EARTH I HATE THIS PRISON AND IF I WAKE UP IN DA GOOP FROM DA MATREX I HATE THAT TOO I HATE GOOP!!! I HATE SLIME!!!!! I TONT EVER WANT TO TOUCH SLIME - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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A SKELLETON GOING ON A QUEST WITH THERE SWORD AND SHIELD ,YA NEED A DAMB EQUIPMENT LOAD OUT JUST TO READ THE NEWS THESE DAY'S , AND IT SAY'S "WE SHOULD GET DAILY QUEST REWARDS FOR GETTING OUT OF BED" AND THERE RIGHT TO SAY THAT, THEN DA GRAPHIC SAYS " 3 DAY STEAK +$200" AND THATS A NICE GROCEY BILL, SO HELL YEA, AND ALSO ,IT SAYS "WE SHOULD HAVE THE SAME HEALTH CARE AS CONGRESS, EITHER I GET TO GO TO THE DOCTER, OR THEY HAVE TO CALL 100 PHARMACYS TO GET THEIR PILL'S" - IF YOU CAN WORK 40 HOUR'S A WEEK AND IT AINT ENOUGH TO PAY YOUR REFRIGERATOR BILL AND KEEP YOUR RENT GOING THEN WHY SHOULD WE WORK AT ALL???? IF YOU BEEN PAYING YOUR STUDENT LOAN'S FOR 10 YEAR'S AND YOU STILL OWE THE SAME AMOUNT WHY SHOULD YOU EVEN PAY THEM AT ALL????? IF ALL OF THE LABOR TO ENRICH THE PEOPLE AT THE TOP GIVES US NOTHING BUT BILL'S AND WE CANT EVEN GO TO THE FUCKEN DOCTOR AND WE CAN'T GET THE PILLS TO FORCE OUR BRAIN'S TO DO OUR BORING FUCKEN JOB'S THEN WHAT IS THE POINT OF PARTICIPATTING AT ALL????????? THERE GONNA SAY "YOU CANT JUST RUN AWAY TO THE WOODS" BUT THERE WRONG, AND THATS WHY THERE ALWAYS TRYEN TO TURN THE WOODS INTO CONDO'S - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LETS FUCKEN GO - dashare.zone ADMIN

So I just discovered art by @coletemartin.bsky.social and I am insantly a huge fan. Also, incidentally, her little green cat speaks to my soul.

If you don't already know her art, you should definitely check it out!

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The Cowicorn.

The energy I bring to Bluesky

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...

If you think the headline is good, you should read the copy.

Have you ever been appreciated at your job in a way you didn't expect?

During a meeting this morning, my boss shared that she got a message about me. Someone reached out to her directly just to say that I'm doing a great job. 🥹 What a great way to start the week!

I didn’t exactly intend to replace academic pursuits with aggressive amounts of D&D but I did just read someone having a BA in History as a Bonus Action in History so I think it’s happening regardless & tbh I welcome the change

Donated! What an amazing charity to pick. I'm so happy to see the community show their support!