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Fuck it.

Nick Offerman 2028.

This is from 2012 and the whole thing is a political platform I can get behind.
Original wokeism.

1st Lady Megan Mullally would be THE FUCKING 🐐 1st Lady.

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Houston Rockets offense in the 4th quarter the past couple months:

Everyone calm down. He was just angling for a Lauren Boebert handjob and assumed bashing more successful women in front of of her was the best plan of attack

I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to get black out drunk with a fictional character more than that guy.
God tier alcoholic.

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There’s gotta be a tiny little nugget of plutonium inside.
Like, if you just attached a flux capacitor to a microwave…

Microwaves are just tiny little nuclear power plants right?

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If my power goes out during the Celtics vs Lakers game:

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Losing to the Booker-less/Brooks-less Suns…

Orlando Magic:

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Oh have you not heard?
It was my understanding that everyone had heard.

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Why do all those plumbers have such ripping jacked quads?

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Ron Howard narrating: He read no paragraphs. He reads poorly and with little to no comprehension.
If he had read everything, such as the Constitution, he would have known he could lose the case, which of course he did.

A broken clock is right twice a day.

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Did you really go full Heinrich Himmler
on sea lions for… eating fish?

So I’m just flipping channels and briefly paused on HBO to see what creepy white supremacist republican Bill Maher had on this week.
Boy oh boy did he ever hit the MAGAt trash bag lottery this week.

James Talarico better be careful or
Lauren Boebert is gonna give him a handjob.

Just flat out inventing shit that never happened.
I’m done with you anti Buttigieg weirdos.

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Seeing as though I’ve been provided with zero actual evidence that he is a bigot, (because he fucking isn’t you weirdos) I can however continue to say he isn’t.
Ya know, cuz he isn’t.

“Actually you have white privilege”
You:

You’re unhinged.

Goodbye forever.

Smells of some sorta weird anti Pete troll bot.
Easy block.

I was being facetious after that breakaway.
He’s 6’6”.
I should hope he can dunk.

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Tatum and Brown will be dragging Harden into pick&rolls in round 2 like

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Why do people get amnesia about playoff Harden every year?

Went cold for a solid 3+ minute stretch before Pritchard and Hauser started draining 3s in the final few minutes.
Coulda easily been a 80 point half.

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“Hauser for thr..”

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Ok so you’re incapable of doing it.

For the record that’s an opinion, not bigotry.

If you don’t provide actual evidence of his supposed bigotry I’m done with this useless interaction

Calling someone a bigot that doesn’t agree with EVERY minutia of your specific worldview makes life easier for actual bigots.

And calling Pete Buttigieg a bigot is next level lunacy.

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Un-Chicagoed Vucevic:

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Vuc looks 28 years old tonight.

Celtics BlueSky was in shambles after that trade.