the Po' Fessor

Congratulations,Frances! I kind of thought you could do it!

I just remembered Telly Savalis and y'all, I grew up in a weird goddam time

Stripping some outdoor furniture to warsh the upholstery, and you forget how much the inside of chairs smells like butt

The way my wildfire based itchy eyes and sore throat are making me miss smoking

A Kool-Aid packet labeled SHARKLEBERRY FiN ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR

Wtf Kool aid ?! I never would have bought this crap if I knew the sharkleberry fin flavor was artificial sharkleberry fin flavor and not sensibly, sustainably harvested genuine sharkleberry fin. Hashtag do better

I'm the type of guy that finds participating in self-help humiliating, and I am absolutely sweet on Britt Frank and grateful for the part she now plays in my head

Sometimes you think you're pretty inured to some specific shitbag pontificating, and blammo. He says a sentence and you feel your guts drop 3 inches.

Ok, they're not. But I did spend about 2 minutes staring into the middle distance mid-snack

Blue Takis might be too hot!! Thank you, you magnificent bastards

You're going to want to note that down to get credit for prior learning

Under a rights-based political framework states don’t have rights; human beings have rights—states are obligated to uphold them. Therefore any question about a state’s ‘right to exist’ is predicated on a fundamental conceptual incoherence

I'd buy Taub from House

Just wait and see how they shovel to dust when they get an _extremely strongly_ worded letter from the office of Sen Schumer

Rick ssuucckkss

Team Shane all day, but Lori? Come on, man

Seems perfectly reasonable to provide a safe investment vehicle to grandparents and a hedge for businesses, or am I missing something?

I just love the movie Ronin so much. I love it so much

Step 1 is going to be a stem lecture to Republicans and the nation about the necessity of a healthy and vibrant Republican party

Madeleine for 12. Also a top 3 singer in Superstar

I couldn't wait for Friday and the bloodhound gang. Thursday? Last show of the week

Shout out to the announcer who said, "like a girls trip to Cancun, there's no D"

#wnba #allstar

We're on pace to score 200 points, so I think we're doing pretty good.

-Em Vee Phee

And yet, so many of us are in our feelings about gender confirming procedures. Not even just surgery... I'm pretty sure Vance wouldn't seem like such a lickspittle to so many RW dudes if he wasn't famous for guy liner

He was already like that, though. Seems like getting touch just would have made him Edward Norton in American History X

Sláinte

Trained investigators get suspicious when everything lines up too neatly

You are, of course, correct, and the point of that comment was mainly to take a shot at Gavin. But, I think it's also bad to claim a shocking & widely reported event from 8 months ago never happened.

2 homeless victims in separate incidents around Christmas last year

The fire thing happened, tho. Granted, the victim was homeless, so the perp was probly Republican. Importantly, that doesn't mean he wouldn't support Newsome in '28 with a little careful messaging