the Po' Fessor

Well, both mainly just heat up water, so

Please let Taylor's little brother be named Marion please let Taylor's little brother be named Marion please let Taylor's

Is it an audience of one Donald Newhouse thing here?

David Attenborough voice: pee pee poo poo 420

Maybe it would help to see how the other half lives? I'm a socialist with way less than 600 followers, and I won't be voting for Gavin, regardless. You could spend a few minutes calling me a mongoloid traitor or whatever. Give it a go!

Ever watch Foyle's War? British cop show set in WWII, starring Honeysuckle Weeks (on whom I am sweet). Still getting new seasons on PBS

So good! I liked the setup season a lot more than the resolution one, tho. Seemed a little chaotic, especially around the boy wonder

I did spend about a half hour last night wondering which Georgia would be worse to grow up in as a gifted male figure skater. I really don't know anything about the state or the country, though

Well, my niece lives in a rural area, and there was evidence somebody was checking her place out when there was nobody home. It's not a tool without function

$5 he uses some euphemism like breeding pod

You know she is not

It really bums me out that Klobuchar, who was instrumental in normalizing Trump as just another political adversary, is almost certainly going to be the next governor of Minnesota, a state currently paying a severe price for that normalization of fascism.

You say that, but I'm about to spend a month or two getting castigated due to thinking Amy Klobuchar just absolutely sucks

imagine seeing these ICE protests today and you as a potential governor or senator or national democratic candidate didn't push babies out of the way to get to the front of the march

yall really bad at retail politics and seizing the moment huh

Yes, this nation would surely be as one, if not for those damn Democrats using psyops to generate infighting 🙄

You: who wants a treat?? Because, I'm wearing my ...

Chorus: Nobody's eating the candy tucked in your waistline, Mike

Sacramento's newest power couple: Gavania

Congratulations,Frances! I kind of thought you could do it!

I just remembered Telly Savalis and y'all, I grew up in a weird goddam time

Stripping some outdoor furniture to warsh the upholstery, and you forget how much the inside of chairs smells like butt

The way my wildfire based itchy eyes and sore throat are making me miss smoking

A Kool-Aid packet labeled SHARKLEBERRY FiN ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR

Wtf Kool aid ?! I never would have bought this crap if I knew the sharkleberry fin flavor was artificial sharkleberry fin flavor and not sensibly, sustainably harvested genuine sharkleberry fin. Hashtag do better

I'm the type of guy that finds participating in self-help humiliating, and I am absolutely sweet on Britt Frank and grateful for the part she now plays in my head

Sometimes you think you're pretty inured to some specific shitbag pontificating, and blammo. He says a sentence and you feel your guts drop 3 inches.

Ok, they're not. But I did spend about 2 minutes staring into the middle distance mid-snack

Blue Takis might be too hot!! Thank you, you magnificent bastards

You're going to want to note that down to get credit for prior learning

Under a rights-based political framework states don’t have rights; human beings have rights—states are obligated to uphold them. Therefore any question about a state’s ‘right to exist’ is predicated on a fundamental conceptual incoherence

I'd buy Taub from House