CalKing

Hazel grew on me.

Election meme: 50.1 Everyone gets a puppy, 49.9 diarrhea forever

Everything feels like this now

Ok so it’s Germany, Austria and Finland for me so far. Hazel is a bit much #eurovision

I love AI. It’s like they took the concept of SatNav devices that direct you to drive straight into a lake and expanded it to absolutely everything.

Annoying, I got through the first time but then changed my mind on timings! Locked out, after that.

I tried to swap performance time and now it says the code is invalid for both... any ideas? thanks!

this ‘jurassic park’ story 😭

letter to The Observer 2.3.25 "The absent sausage" Nigel Slater's mouthwatering recipe for sausages with spinach and cannellini beans was accompanied by a succulent full-page photograph (Magazine, last week). However, it depicted only five sausages, while the recipe indicated six. Am I the only one who wants to know what happened to the other one? Verne Sanderson Tenterden, Kent

superb letter to The Observer

Finally (& way later than I should have) fully deleted the Bird App, and feel weirdly bereft. I posted some good tweets over the years! Some really good tweets. Will my Bleets be as fresh? (no)

wait I mean "oh my god I do the same thing"

someone texted me recently do be like "why do you always start your messages with "guys - "? so I 100% feel your pain. we find our thing and we stick with it (until someone points it out)

I got a pair of Bose QuietComforts with work, and they're definitely quietly comfy! Apparently the noise cancelling works well too, judging by the people throwing things at me

Meme with pictures of Michael Caine from Muppet Christmas Carol and Tim Curry from Muppet Treasure Island with the following description and reply: "The reason Michael Caine and Tim Curry are so good in their respective Muppet movies is that Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow actors, and Tim Curry treats himself as a fellow Muppet. Discuss." "No need to discuss,your analysis is spot on"

Obligatory: (And as noted, spot on)

A Christmas tree pressed up against the ceiling of a room that is objectively too small for the size of the tree purchased

Merry Christmas from the Griswolds x

well well well

A fancy cat leaning over the side of a bath looking concerned

“Oh you’re having a bath? That’s great. Well anyway, lemme know when you’re out and I’ll lick your legs”

Once again weeping that I can never create something as funny as "1 day blinding stew"

I’m just excited to find someone I haven’t already bored with the story!

It was 2023’s hottest news! me dropping a radiator on my hand

for anyone keeping track of my “he dropped a radiator on his hand” drama, I’m having more surgery next week because the last one put my finger back on the wrong way

I've recently taken to collecting all the early DVD classics - A Knight's Tale, The Day After Tomorrow, Dodgeball, Bruce Almighty, Ice Age, please send help I'm a deeply unhappy ma

on a potentially related note, anyone know how to get rust off a Rolleiflex?

can’t live without mine! That and my moisture meter go everywhere (in the house) with me…

Heavily damaged black and white film photo of a small lady holding a plate in front of her face. The plate also has a face on it.

Heavily damaged film photo of a drinks tray and wedding photo

Developed a roll of film I’d left in a camera for three years and the results were… interesting…

We did a whole rewire and re-plumb so I was quite lucky in that regard - you might need an afternoon with a studfinder that can also detect live wires and copper…

Very cool! I did the same for ours - it’s also handy to keep track of where all the pipes and cables are in the walls…

I’ve decided that it’s a You’ve Got Mail and Planes Trains & Automobiles kind of Sunday and you can’t stop me, I will never be stopped

Excellent

Marie this is excellent

A handsome cat looks at his reflection in a mirror

Hello