Stuart Heritage

I'm so sorry. It'll never happen again

Writing this sent me mad. God bless the BBC Genome project

Wanting to punch everyone on The Traitors is a necessary stage of enjoying the show

Highly excited to learn that Handsome Squidward has been cast in The Odyssey

No

Big news

Fish in a barrel, honestly

Sometimes I really enjoy my job

Best book though

Space Live: the new TV channel streaming absolutely spellbinding footage of Earth … forever ITVX’s perpetual real-time broadcast from the International Space Station is awe-inspiring … until it gets boring. But even though it’s hard to watch for long, it’s a humbling reminder of who we are

We're all watching earth from space today right? www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

This is such brilliant news

This entire thing feels like it was churned out by chatgpt

If you feel good about it, it's the best thing ever. I could never go back. What an amazing message to receive!

This is a supplement cover and interior illustrations for the Guardian's Saturday Lifestyle section, for a piece about school Whatsapp groups for parents. The scene is a primary school playground, signed 'St Ping's Primary', and at the gates is a mum who's just dropped her daughter off to school. The mum is looking at her school whatsapp on her phone, and above her is superimposed a string of recent messages from the chat. At the top is her message, saying "Finally convinced her to wear the costume", accompanied by a photo of her daughter dressed in a bumble bee costume, looking furious at her mum for making her wear it. Underneath that message, is a series of messages from the other parents trying to tell her it's not fancy dress day today - but the mum is already in the car and doesn't see those messages. So the whole image of the playground has lots of kids at drop-off wearing normal school uniform, all looking at the little girl standing in the middle of the playground in her bee custume, looking furious at her mum who has just dropped her off, and is realising her mistake while reading the Whatsapp. In the interior illustrations, there is a series of parents who have just woken up, all posting to each other trying to work out if it's is swimming lessons today - and then suddenly one of the mums accidentally posts a picture of her privates to the group - then posts "Oops sorry wrong group" and then leaves the group. We see all the other parents looking very surprised.

In today's Guardian (not online yet) I drew a section cover and column illos for a great piece by @heritage.bsky.social about parents' WhatsApp groups. It was one of those jobs where I got *way* too into details/narrative design, trying to make single illustrations read across page like a comic.

Honestly, the squeal I did when I realised you were going to illustrate it

So many horror stories

ARE YOU A CHILD? If the answer is yes, then my new book The O.D.D Squad: Captain Bad Vs Captain Worse is out today and you should buy it. Also, if the answer is yes then get off social media you maniac. This place will destroy your brain www.waterstones.com/book/the-o-d...

Netflix just deleted Call My Agent while I was in the middle of a rewatch. This is war.

Guy really wants a cake, huh

Having seen the sales boost that The Salt Path received this week, I'd like to announce that I don't actually have a brother, his name isn't Pete and we actually get on great amzn.eu/d/cI5UlMT

Anyone want a hastily written Christmas cash-in parody book called The Bullshit Path?

Thanks Louie

I can't wait to read this

Happy new pope

Now for the part of Conclave that weirded your dad out

Fyre Festival, Billy McFarland’s Cursed Music Festival, Is Now For Sale But who on earth will buy it?

“If you really want to honor the spirit of the original, you could just take the name without paying for it.” @heritage.bsky.social

YouTube video by Lionsgate Movies Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (2025) Official Trailer

The sound effect that accompanies Jesse Eisenberg's eyebrows 46 seconds into this trailer is the most unintentionally funny thing I have seen for many years youtu.be/-E3lMRx7HRQ?...

This is a good litmus test to discover who has actually watched Conclave

Couldn't agree more. It really simplifies everything