joshua fishhusband

JK Rowling says "ha ha.. h-heh. I won! I won!" She sits alone in the dark, bathed in the late of her computer screen. We pull back to see her in a large dark empty room. She continues "I won." Seeing the full scope of her cavernous workplace, she appears small and alone. She says, once again, "I won..."

This is how I imagine JK Rowling when she posts.

new set up line just dropped

i'm sick of being sent "gentle" reminders. who told you to be gentle?? i want your reminders to fuck me up. pound me.

Just the worst ever country, frankly, in a competitive field.

the onion 2 months ago

we have to kill the computer

This framing is so interesting to me because Labour literally called me a "flea" that they were happy to "shake off" despite the fact that I was very involved in the party. But I am apparently still supposed to vote for them even after they told me not to do so. Is my vote important or not?

biblically accurate tomate

filth

ChatGPT is not your friend! real relationships challenge you toward personal growth, as with Mavis Beacon, a beautiful lady professional who taught me to type really fast.

ChatGPT is for ugly people 💅

The only thing stunning about any of this is how much tech journalists are willing to debase themselves to shill the weaponised technofascist text regurgitator.

I hope this is one of those things people uncover in 2000 years, “it’s clearly a joke and referencing something of that era but we have no idea what it is

People online will really be like “you believe in having principles? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, conceding every principle to build a winning coalition” and then not build a winning coalition

“Restores 25 hp” ass menu items

I think about this a lot

IWW IU 520 (Railroad Workers) PRESENTS: TROLLEY PROBLEM SOLUTION “Slip the switch” by flipping it while the trolley’s front wheels have passed through, but before the back wheels do. This will cause a controlled derailment bringing the trolley to a safe halt. Thank a rail worker today!

unions: they get the job done

the more i learn about ai development and the data centers these tech corporations are building and the amount of money and power the people in these companies have and the jobs they want to destroy, the more i understand that we cannot let them build this future they want for us

don draper presents his next great idea - ball-tox, like botox but for the balls

but if i'm not allowed to feed artists into my artist killing machine it's going to be basically impossible for the machine to keep killing artists. is that what you want?? and before you answer keep in mind this is a very expensive machine

here's hoping he can get in touch with whoever it is that sets this kind of policy 🙏

hell yeah

Jordan Peterson: As you know it began with the forging of the Great Rings-

Joe Rogan: Yeah three for the Elves, seven for the Dwarf Lords, and nine for the race of Men, absolutely.

Jordan Peterson, eyes welling up, distressingly red: B-but they were all of them de. They were all of them deceived

Sam Neill is a guy who can convincingly act with a great sense of arrogance and pretension and cruelty and in real life is the world’s chillest nicest guy who spends every day drinking wine with his pigs

The DC shooter's neighbor was perfectly on message. Solidarity, sir.

catchin a vibe

Pedro Pascal's dad stole eggs and embryos from patients of the fertility clinic he worked for and implanted them in other women leading to the births of 15 children by the wrong mothers and then had to flee the country and was a fugitive for 15 years and no one talks about it RFH (Doctor) • @hollowea...• 1d- Pedro pascal seriously gives me the ick, something sinister going on there

“And no one talks about it”

The fuck am I supposed to talk about? What do you want me to do with this information and how often am I supposed to bring it up in conversation?