Tom

An accurate painting of Donold that shows his very chubby face and a bandage on his ear boo boo.

I think is time everyone watches a movie called "Wag The Dog". Great actors... Robert DeNiro, Dustin Hoffman.

"Wag the dog is a political term for the act of creating a diversion from a damaging issue usually through military force"

I'm going to lower the tone now, and share this clip from Colbert's interview with Gary Oldman, who loses it completely when 'Jackson Lamb's noises are added to his other roles...

Coming up to every transfer window for the last 3/4 years, he must be desperate to get out of there

lol, from UK satirical magazine Private Eye

Poppy Atkinson: Minute's silence held in Cumbria and across UK - BBC News Grassroots football clubs will fall silent in memory of the 10-year-old who was hit by a car in Kendal.

A minutes silence for young footballer Poppy Atkinson who passed away after a car entered a football pitch in Kendal on Wednesday

Everton, it would be great to hear a message of support for Poppy’s family at this time 💙

@women.evertonfc.com @evertonfc.com #efc

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

So. Those mad fish at @waterstones.bsky.social have only launched some crazy deal on pre-orders.

Which means that if you enjoy

(i) gritty crime fiction
(ii) authors with two pseudonyms and
(iii) ridonculous bargains

it’s now 25% cheaper to satisfy your urges.

www.waterstones.com/book/the-cut...

She's gorgeous, I hope someone takes her soon, that pup deserves a home!

Knew it finally had to happen to someone I know (from over here!) Fella I know, heading over for the Man Utd game at the weekend, has been stiffed for 3 tickets. Anyone able to come up trumps with 3 tickets at short notice? Give us a shout if you can help...he's a decent skin!
#UTFT #NSNO #EVERTON

🚨Coming soon 👀 Some amazing drone footage of Everton’s 1st test event at our new stadium💙

Is it you waving at my drone on the south stand concourse?

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youtube.com/@Barry1878

First time I'm happy to be wrong 🤣

I'll admit I didn't want Moyes back but I was very wrong, completely different team out there since he came back. The other guy was going to relegate us

Thanks James, I just saw on here and the other place about the racial abuse. There really are some horrible people around

I've got 2 questions about last night, who was Seamus trying to go after down the tunnel and what was said to Doucoure on insta? (I'm not on it so didn't see it)

Please RT on behalf of the 1878s

#everton

Everton Stadium latest, reposts appreciated 💙

youtu.be/ygmReyz90V0?...

Another update, so she's swiped by 'Grand old Team' plaque from my office, Spirit of the Blues belting out of her Alexa and watching History of Everton on YouTube 🤣

If anyone has two spares together together for the UTD game you'll make her very happy 🙏 🙏 🙏

I've been an Evertonian since late 60s,I'll be Evertonian when the burners finish at my funeral.On Bluesky I'm allowed an opinion about a club I've loved since birth,unlike Twitter/X were abuse lives.Love this platform,and the Blues family on here is second to none.Long may it continue #UTFT #EFC

A nice bottle of Jameson?

It made me happy as a grown ass adult when I found out I shared my birthday with him!

TRUMP TRADE WAR UPDATE:

Colombia: Lasted 4 hours - Trump accepts what was already offered.
🇨🇴

Mexico: Lasted one weekend - Trump accepts worse than before.
🇲🇽

Canada: Lasted one weekend - Trump accepts what was already agreed.
🇨🇦

Two-step process established:
1. Try to look tough
2. Just fold

🤡

These displays don’t happen without the brilliant volunteers we get. It’s great seeing both men and woman of all ages getting involved every week.

We need another big push for our Fa Cup themed display v Bournemouth next week & the Derby 👍🏼

Thank you all again for yesterday 💙

An absolute legend I had never heard of until now!

What the right wing REALLY means:

Richard Madeley claims that every single phone call he recieved was in support of Suella Braverman’s plan to leave the ECHR.

If he is a liar, Like.
If he needs to be kicked off TV, RP.

Nigel Farage holding a sign that says 'Brexit was shit and I'm a frog-faced twat. Share if you agree'

Nigel Farage decides to be honest about Brexit.