MarkWibski

Sake. *to

Please come my next party, Gareth.

Axel Witchel

Wasn't there compiled evidence, though? As opposed to simple slander?

Living on a player

Wonderwill

Kale

A post plugging the new issue of Viz (which, as we say, is in the shops today). A Top Tip reading as follows ... a-hem ... and here it is ... "Save money on whoopee cushions by farting loudly at dinner parties. Tim Steel, Hornchurch."

There's a new issue (Viz 350) in the shops. Sorry no refunds.

You've said it yourself a million times. Eat less, especially shit, and you won't need to run a metre.

Goal machine

I darent go and check for fear of getting into an argument about the apparent benefit of George Crosses being painted onto mininroundabouts.

Pathetic 'political' reporting

Less nazi bots, which helps as they don't pounce on threads about Nigel Callaghans opening day equaliser against Utd in 84 and not knowing which way to turn in celebration

Beef Wellington is just a sausage roll for cunts.

Magazine Letter: My Mum used to say that you should always wear clean underwear in case you ever got knocked over and I always followed her advice. But the other week I was hit by a bus, and after looking at the open fracture on my shin, I shat my pants anyway. And pissed them. Craig Eddie, e-mail

subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz348bs

Probably sick of forking out for new shirts cos the brylcreme was knackering the collars on the old ones.

Pretty sure Berry won't be featuring for Wycombe

Would they want the same sort of royalties as 3 lions despite only selling a few hundred copies 🥳

The Blair Pitch Project

The Price Of Darkness

Helpraiser

I'd like to sign up for whichever big brother scheme issues badges to people that say "certified, not a mentalist". That way when I tell people I'm from chesterfield, they don't assume I'm one of the racist lunatics.

Thankyou for taking the time to interact 👍

Yep, get a load of suits into a hot room to talk about how hot it is.

Well in

The crooked spire of Chesterfield should be considered as Britain's Leaning Tower of Pisa

Could have been so much better

This Mark Hughes winner in the Cup Winners Cup for Manchester United vs Barca is 34 years old today.

Just as Brian Moore thinks he’s fluffed it, Hughes leathers it from a ridiculous angle. And doesn’t even look up.

Tremendous technique.

The one thing modern day British crime dramas get very accurate is that Range Rovers are always driven by cunts.

...popular countryside desrinations ....popular seaside destinations ....