I heard "melatonin Mussolini" today.
08.11.2025 05:24 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0@mikeyboypdx.bsky.social
Dog dad, Episcopalian, queer, polyglot, disabled. I play bassoon, oboe and English horn. Never donOLD LUIGI DID NOTHING WRONG
I heard "melatonin Mussolini" today.
08.11.2025 05:24 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0This is what Trump is doing to open the governmentβ¦.
03.11.2025 05:49 β π 107 π 42 π¬ 14 π 4He needs to be made to do community service by working at a soup kitchen or a battered woman shelter
14.09.2025 21:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well, he was certainly right on one count: All the king's horses and all the king's men could not put Charlie's head and neck back together again.
14.09.2025 21:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0See also Bondi, Pamela.
23.07.2025 11:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fuck taco, all his appointees and yes, fuck everyone who voted for him
18.06.2025 14:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I had contracture and carpal tunnel syndrome. I saw physical therapy for months. One morning she was doing deep tissue massage and things popped back into place. My first thought was that I could feel my fingers, second thought was "holy God that HURT". Felt much better soon after though.
18.06.2025 14:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fuck taco and fuck everyone who voted for him and enabled him. This man's blood is literally on their hands.
18.06.2025 14:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He is also really fucking weird
08.05.2025 14:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I am permanently and totally disabled. I rely on medicaid for literally thousands of dollars worth of medication every month, as well as visits to multiple specialists. I am one of the people who will die if medicaid is reduced or eliminated. Call it what it is, premeditated murder.
08.05.2025 13:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You're very polite. I will say it. She is fucking nuttier than a fruitcake.
08.05.2025 13:51 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have a mickey mouse tattoo....am i Walt disney?
08.05.2025 13:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0In fact, wearing a shiny gold cross is pretty much the opposite of what Jesus would recommend for his followers.
08.05.2025 13:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wisconsin and Michigan can't get their acts together. They keep voting maga.
08.05.2025 03:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Serious tiny dick energy
05.05.2025 03:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That's not a forehead, that's a five-head. Or in the language he understands, ein fΓΌnfkopf.
05.05.2025 03:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Billionaires get a tax cut. Big Bird gets laid off.
Congrats, Trump voters. You defunded kindness for nothing!
I hate trump so goddamned much
04.05.2025 05:36 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So we are now fully the Soviet Union. Got it.
04.05.2025 05:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Blasphemy.
03.05.2025 05:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's time.
03.05.2025 02:27 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Some of the best news from the Canadian election is that Pierre Poilievre lost his seat.
29.04.2025 15:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lol you're living in never never land
28.04.2025 18:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Maybe put bike lanes on less busy streets rather than major arteries?
28.04.2025 14:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Grind it when you buy it! Most places have a coffee grinder in store.
28.04.2025 14:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Come on Canada, don't elect a fascist.
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