charlie girard 🏳️‍⚧️

threads is just facebook lite mixed with hot ig models trying to have a personality? so far it sucks tbh

[trying to sound chill] haha okay the street fireworks have been fun but aren’t you getting sleepy? wow I’m so sleepy!! let’s get you to bed huh??

How do I block every weird scripted video of a family where a kid says something kind of pg13 and the adults act incensed but also impressed

Elliot page with his tiny dog on the cover of time

Loren Cameron with his tiny dog for the advocate (1999)

one thing about trans men: we are gonna pose for pics with our tiny dogs

I’m sad about twitter, man. Years of building an audience and a community, gone because of one guy. Do we really have to do this every 10 years?

80% of men think they could beat the gerudo in a basketball game

I love the music that plays when you’re fighting a hinox in tears of the kingdom. perfect soundtrack for those boys

just saw a guy with sunglasses on the back of his head. a dying breed

omg

Wikipedia page for Unsinkable Sam: Unsinkable Sam (also known as Oskar or Oscar) is the nickname of a ship's cat who purportedly served during World War II with both the Kriegsmarine and the Royal Navy and survived the sinking of three ships. Born before 1941, died 1955

i just learned about a cat named Unskinkable Sam who survived THREE ship sinkings in WWII. THREE

I wonder if he was ever like “maybe I’m bad luck??? is this a me thing?”

if I was on that sub I’d be going through my my notes app like “haha this one just says ‘wet mustard’ because those are two funny words together and also mustard already is wet but like you don’t think about it like that”

why see the titanic when you can watch the movie? it’s several hours long AND there’s a sex scene

guy on my Amtrak just tried to cut the cafe car line saying “but I’m in business class. I spent triple on the ticket” and the cafe car manager said “nope.” I bet the Amtrak workers are pro orca 🙏🏻

sometimes I’m like “I pass as straight” but someone just told me “happy pride” and I’m not wearing an ounce of rainbow so I guess not

the fluffy part of the cigarette on the sidewalk

… which looks a lot like Danny Devito wearing a wig in Always Sunny, pictured here

saw a discarded cigarette on the street

my favorite part of ratatouille is when they do the murder

I’m detransitioning to who I was yesterday

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A white old old chihuahua in pajamas emerging from under a blanket. She has big eyes and her tongue is sticking out from her mouth because she has to teeth to keep it inside. She is perfect

I’m dogsitting my friend’s busted chihuahua in a few days and I fear I will not be able to give her back because I am already in love

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coming here from twitter feels like at the end of the wizard of oz when he’s floating away in the hot air balloon. no one knows where I am. but I am free

who are the fun transsexuals over here lemme follow the fun transsexuals

one thing about zelda is im gonna pick up some sticks and im gonna hit some enemies with those sticks

link’s new mechanical arm

X-ray of Charlie’s elbow featuring screws and a plate

omg me and link both had arm surgery recently we have so much in common
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