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Tony Jeswald

@tonyjeswald.bsky.social

Writer, musician, performer, baker, cat parent . Bass with Romie Romak & the Turquoise Lemonade @romieromak.bsky.social Also bass with King Sissy @kingsissyband.bsky.social . Drag: @topsytail.bsky.social . (he/him) . flyerescape.dad for local PDX shows!

191 Followers  |  280 Following  |  323 Posts  |  Joined: 27.01.2025  |  1.8725

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Like Pokemon!

10.10.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe he'll move to Russia

06.10.2025 06:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Direfloofs

03.10.2025 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just wait until they end no-fault divorce

03.10.2025 04:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If the Democrats fall for this, I'm done voting for them

02.10.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I grew a punk tomato

01.10.2025 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is starting to sound like a zoom call with the parents

30.09.2025 06:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You missed "bought" and "in cahoots"

29.09.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agreed, I want to know

29.09.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cool, I've shaken them off after it rains here, too. I don't see any mildew or rot yet, but that buttermilk idea is interesting!

26.09.2025 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How do you prevent mildew, mold, and bud rot from attacking after several days of rain?

26.09.2025 20:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How are you keeping mold and bud rot away?

25.09.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pfft, lots of people control the orange abomination. That's not a brag.

25.09.2025 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Waiting for them to be ready for harvest is making me insane

24.09.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Americans specialize in self-delusion

23.09.2025 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

People in this country are far too sexist to ever elect a woman for president.

23.09.2025 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're so fucked

22.09.2025 18:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You never existed

21.09.2025 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get a library card and use Kanopy and Hoopla for streaming

21.09.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As racist as his voters are, they're joined by an even bigger group in the voting booths: sexists

21.09.2025 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This, and worse, is exactly who/what this country is. Founded on religious repression and extremism, soaked in blood from genocide and slavery, built on exploitation of the land and people. Not that I think anywhere else is any better, mind you, but don't buy into the shining city on a hill crap.

20.09.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did they really make a mistake? It sure doesn't look like anything is stopping this, from laws to public opinion.

20.09.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doesn't look too bad! The leaves have a bit of a yellow cast to them -- some nutrient deficiency or alkaline tap water maybe?

20.09.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dueling at dawn?

20.09.2025 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On the promo pics for my band, #RomieRomak and #theTuquoiseLemonade! Personally, I think I overdid the white foundation

19.09.2025 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Without a leader, they'll devolve into infighting

19.09.2025 20:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which of those Heritage or tech bro losers has charisma, I'd like to know. They're repellent dorks

19.09.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Charisma??? Which one, Thiel?

19.09.2025 20:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Vance doesn't have the rizz

19.09.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nugs

19.09.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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