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Editor, Author, and the Least Interesting Man in the World. He/him, Ace-spec, mobility impaired, dx neurodivergent. Proud father of a kick-ass trans son. Check out the Rogue Writers writing community at https://roguewriters.net

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My favorite part about the discussion my GF and I had this morning about Geralt getting isekai'd into Spider-Man's body isn't necessarily the part where Spider-Man now has Two Big Swords.

My favorite part is the required prologue crossover between Geralt and Truck-Kun.

"??? ...fuck."

15.10.2025 12:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jette is a trans noble teenager whose parents have just been murdered. She's hiding in a school that's secretly teaching commoners magic (gasp!). It's run by an evil(?) cult, but nobody knows that yet.

She's naive, trusting, and believes rules keep everyone safe. Lots of rules here in magic school!

14.10.2025 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cuidado! Piso mojado!

14.10.2025 00:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess not. Well, let's see what kind of cultural landscape the combination of end-stage capitalism and laziness leaves us with! I'm sure it'll be cool and good.

02.10.2025 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Welcome to Ayatollah Roberts's America, where the Supreme Court will rubber-stamp this as part of the path to a theocratic ethnostate. Laws no longer matter.

02.10.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The policy of "only successful influencers deserve to be authors" surely won't have any detrimental impact on the nation's cultural or creative landscape.

02.10.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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RAWR starts tomorrow! A two-month writing challenge with a standard goal of 50,000 words, but that's infinitely customizable using Trackbear. Check out Rogue Writers and join the Trackbear leaderboard!

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#RAWR #RogueWriters

01.10.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The #rapture happened! Millions of people all over the world are confirming it!

...you just weren't picked. Sorry. Better luck next time!

23.09.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've been fantasizing about that for years. I want everyone who believes they'll be raptured to be raptured. Post haste.

I can hardly *imagine* how much we could get done without them violently fighting and threatening us every time we suggest being marginally less cruel to the poor and oppressed.

22.09.2025 11:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Seeing the Bill Watterson originals full of pencil lines of stuff that didnโ€™t work, scuffs the eraser didnโ€™t pick up, white out galore and more was something I needed to see to remind myself that nothing is perfect the first go and tweaks need to be made and youโ€™re allowed to try again.

20.09.2025 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6739    ๐Ÿ” 1890    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44

What about that which is not dead but can eternal lie?

19.09.2025 13:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You'd think "I support not letting a captive audience of children starve" would be the easiest policy position to adopt in the history of policy positions.

And yet, it's a tooth-and-nail fight.

18.09.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Rogue Reviews: Saints of Storm and Sorrow by Gabriella Buba Reviewing Saints of Storm and Sorrow is a challenge, because I have a limited amount of space into which I need to squish a nearly limitless amount of praise.

I have finally posted my review of Gabriella Buba's *Saints of Storm and Sorrow* over on the Rogue Writers website. Sorry about the delay!

TLDR: S-Tier, 9/10

(The review contains no spoilers.)

#saintsofstormandsorrow #booksky #gabriellabuba

26.08.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

It's Hulk Hogan's influence that has led to a situation where all the wrestlers who get real, consistent ring time are in their 50s and all the younger, new talent gets cut after a year or two.

Also, I believe Vince McPredator would have been ousted a long time ago w/o Hulk, but that's just imo.

28.07.2025 12:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aww, I was excited for 85 opinions.

I mean, I knew it was an unreasonable expectation, but still...

25.07.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Elon's Death-Note-flavored sex tulpa" may be the best thing I've read in years, and I edit books for a living.

23.07.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

18-year-old Army infantrymen manage to do a better job minimizing civiliant casualties in an active war zone than cops do at home. They have no excuses.

22.07.2025 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which is nonsense. They're "not allowed" to break into an innocent person's apartment and shoot them in their sleep, either, and yet...

They're allowed to do whatever they want. They don't help because they don't want to.

22.07.2025 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Philadelphia would get long much better for much longer without the mayor than they will without sanitation workers.

Maybe the mayor should go on strike and see how long it takes anyone to notice.

06.07.2025 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not much; what's bofa with you?

HAH HAH! GOT EM!

25.06.2025 12:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mice can be a nightmare. I fought those little assholes for close to 15 years. Calling in a professional is the right move; there's no room for mercy or half-measures once they get bad.

25.06.2025 12:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You just can't with these people. They'll talk in circles and redefine common words (like "good" or "blood") and *never once* notice how absolutely unhinged they sound to anyone who wasn't exposed to this stuff from the moment they were born.

21.06.2025 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God is allegedly the axiomatic basis of "good." Anything he does is "good" by definition.

That dumb idea infects everything else in conservative ideology: "good" is an inborn identity, not a function of choices and actions.

If Trump does Thing A, it's Good. If AOC does Thing A, it's Bad.

21.06.2025 12:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We were marching better than this by the third week of RDC (Navy boot camp). These guys are skylarking *so hard*. It probably takes more work for them to be that far out of step with each other than it would to just march correctly.

15.06.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A guy showed up in my discover feed with dogwater takes on how the LA protestors ought to change. Ex: Their flags make their fight for survival unpalatable to mildly racist middle-class folks.

Not sure what this guy's deal was, I clicked on his bio.

"Staff writer at The Atlantic."

Mystery solved.

10.06.2025 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You know that feeling when you've been writing pretty consistently your whole life, then burn out and stop writing for like six months, which causes you to believe that you no longer count as a writer, and now saying "I'm a writer" makes you feel like a liar and a fraud?

...oh. That's just me, huh?

04.06.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stet.

Come on, y'all, you paid me the big bucks for this advice, you should probably take it, right?

04.06.2025 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Live from NASA GISS, kicking-off the Weather and Climate 100-hour livestream
YouTube video by The Weather & Climate Livestream Live from NASA GISS, kicking-off the Weather and Climate 100-hour livestream

People may lose their jobs over this, but this live stream is important and will run all the way to the start of hurricane season. Support our scientists, drop in on the live stream, hit the subscribe button and maybe stick around a bit. Lots of ninteresting stuff!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcWR...

29.05.2025 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 418    ๐Ÿ” 120    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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Cyllage City COVID-19 Outbreak Linked to Zubat Consumption A localized outbreak of COVID-19 pneumonia in Cyllage City among a population with no history of travel to infected regions has been tentatively linked to consumption of the regional insectivorous zub...

Sometimes, academic publishing IS interesting.

(This is not one I edited, but I kind of wish I had.)

biomedgrid.com/fulltext/vol...

08.05.2025 22:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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TANK vs TESLA

"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"

- โ WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank

07.05.2025 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56266    ๐Ÿ” 20222    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2288    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3622

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