Minnie

Fanciest bathroom mirror pic I’ve ever taken 🪞✨

Record breaking pollening in NC rn 🤧

You don’t have to die to be dead to me

Get me to God’s country

🙌🏻 HANDS OFF 🚫 Raleigh, NC 🇺🇸

My man’s ex lurking my public profiles like 👤🥸

I like long walks away from everyone.

Famous last words: “nah this won’t come up in the exam.”

If you’re not a vibe, then you’re a headache.

One day when you’re 30, you will run into the boy who broke your heart when you were 19 at the grocery store and laugh because he’s ugly and gross now.

All this forehead and I still can’t remember shit 🧠

Yeah, sex is great and all but y’all ever fuck the system?

Asian parents will remember the one mildly rude thing you said to them once twenty years ago but won’t remember any of their passwords for shit.

💫 everybody’s starry eyed ✨

don’t blink, they won’t even miss you at all

My dog when I don’t give her a bite of what I’m eating

I post on here and then run away hehehehehe

My dog when I come home smelling like another dog

Me when my boss assigns me to do anything

Our ancestors looking down at us rn

Bestie 😭😭 we’re too pretty to work 😢

This might be an unpopular opinion but working 40+ hours a week is probably the stupidest thing we normalized

It’s been a terrible week for Elon and I think that’s beautiful 🥲

I was singing the spice girls 😂😂

a man peeking out from behind a wall in a hallway . ALT: a man peeking out from behind a wall in a hallway .

My poor, sweet, and loving boyfriend in the other room while I blast the Spice Girls all evening 😂

“If you wouldn’t say it to a friend, don’t say it to yourself.”

So now every time I mentally roast myself, I imagine me saying it to my best friend—and suddenly I’m the villain in a teen movie.

It looks like they already arrived 🫵🏻😝

a woman wearing a tan jacket and blue jeans is walking down a sidewalk in a park Alt: a woman wearing a tan jacket and blue jeans is skipping down a sidewalk in a park

can't wait to work myself into the grave ✨🙂‍↔️✨

My (Asian) boyfriend roasting his (Asian) friend Gabe while we’re browsing through movies to watch:

Me: “lol wanna watch Ice Cube just yell at his fake family for 90 minutes?”
J: “Gabe is just the Korean version of Ice Cube…*thinks for a second* RICE CUBE! 🍚🧊😃🥁”
Me: “…”