Brynn

I’ve never walked out of a movie but I came very close with Star Trek Into Darkness.

Next pandemic gonna finish this country off if fuckface doesn’t first

Oh this would’ve been hilarious when I worked at Lowe’s lmao

spicy teapot

Can’t forget President Ford!

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#fuckICE

Sadly, ICE learned what not to do in Minnesota… they have not left… but are spreading out in disguise tricking and nabbing people before we can respond. We need a new plan….

Do eet!

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I love when the household synchronizes. I ordered an IPL device last weekend and told our housemate and she’s like “oh I just ordered one too” thankfully I was able to cancel mine. Anyway I’m freshly zapped for the second week in a row.

It’s actually really telling that all the most insufferable men imaginable invented a machine that will talk with them without become immediately irate and they all collectively went: “I think I made god????”

Arthur C Clarke’s Against the Fall of Night

Currently reading 📖 #booksky

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Murph likes to exist in the superposition between outside and inside. #Caturday

If you support ICE, support Trump, are racist, transphobic, homophobic, a bigot of any sort, aren’t absolutely pissed off by everything that is happening please with no due respect fuck off 🖕🏻

Sounds like a blast

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Lord Bastian wishes everyone a happy Valentine’s #Caturday 💜💘

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Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude

Oh I can use powertoys to disable the copilot key on my laptop

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Happy #caturday!

Pretty sure every Nintendo game is contractually required to have One Super Annoying Thing™

You can do it!! I believe in you!!!

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I love being a goober

What does it mean about me psychologically that most of dreams involve labyrinthine shopping malls and absurdly massive movie theaters

So is being a pedophile a prerequisite to becoming a billionaire or do they all just buy in eventually?

The good news is all the brazen, cartoonish corruption makes it easier to run on an anti-oligarchy, good government platform. The bad news is you still need candidates who want to do that

One of my cats finished bothering me and walked out of the room at the same moment as the other one walked in. They're working shifts. I swear I saw them nod when they passed each other

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Good morning

I heard the Nintendo Wii crash noise in a YouTube video I watched today, and my brain, as usual, said "Hey, you want to make something silly?" #VideoEdits #YTPMV

I'd rather be talking about the mysteries of the universe than thinking about the stupidity of this world.