Spaghetti Western Astrology

Today is the worst day

As a Scorpio Venus myself, I can look past it haha it’s the spicy one

Meme of Brittany Broski side by side of an “ew” face followed by a “well actually…” face with raised eyebrows

lol I saw it and was like

A screenshot of the Aries house of this man’s birthday; with Venus, the Sun, and Mars all conjunct from 18°-20°, and Mercury in the first decan.

Guy I’m hanging out with had Aries vibes. I dug and found his birthday and

I finished it. I had to wait after the mariners started losing game 7 😭

Today’s kind of terrible lol honestly

I was knitting a hat before my downward spiral triggered and now I can’t finish it until I figure myself out because I don’t want to contaminate it with bad energy

Mars conjunct Mercury in my 4 house, both activated by profection (and conjunct my natal Venus) -

Fighting brain demons and lies I’ve told myself around self worth, while knowing logically how to go about changing it… but feeling deep in my core like I’m just a lost cause. Relationships: impacted

Being a Seattle sports fan certainly isn’t for the faint of heart 😂

If the universe would stop throwing cancer men at me, I think I could break one 😏

A plate with bone marrow and crostini on top of beet strings, and a gin blackberry cocktail at a local bar that used to have gogo dancers

A plate with half a tanner crab, melted butter, crab crackers, shellfish scissors, a little tin bucket for shells, a wet wipe, and my trusty cocktail. Sitting at the bar with a fabric covered bumper

For my birthday this year I got myself a medieval solar return reading (I’m actually looking forward to this year now) and a very indulgent dinner

A small gold medallion pendant on a chain with an image of a phoenix, wings spread out. Beneath it is a scorpion, and above between its wings, a scorpio symbol for my scorpio profected year (today is my solar return)

My SR :) Officially starting my solar firdaria right now, and profected lord is now Mars

A photo of the aurora in the sky behind my house this morning. Green waves with stars peeking through, silhouette of a mountain, cloud, and roof on the bottom of the frame

The sky with a ribbon of Aurora through it this morning behind my house. Littered with stars - Ursa Major on the left. Silhouettes of cottonwoods and alder on the bottom of the frame

A nice surprise this morning, two different forecasts aligned and I didn’t have to stay up past my bed time

A photo of the night sky, clear and dark, with stars shining; a bell curve of light, with Cassiopeia at its crown. A silhouette of a cottonwood, some smaller Sitka spruce, and alder even further below

This is the first time I have seen stars here at home in what feels like forever. It has either been too bright; or I have been away, or the weather has been uncooperative. I might be a little emotional about it.

I tend to have vivid dreams when I drink this one before bed

Just realized Virgo is my profected house this month, and my annual profected house is Libra with my sun and SN lol

I’m staying home and making banana bread

Brutal out here for a lover girl lol

And that’s on a Saturn ruled 7H with Saturn in the 5H 🤪

A silly thought I just had; my Mercury conjunct Pluto in Scorpio is 8° to the left of my IC; I currently live next to a body of water that has Resurrection in its namesake

I’ve also heard a saying from other women who move to Alaska, they become the man they always wanted 🥲

Jupiter & Jupiter

a crowd watching a race with the word sunday written in red Alt: A monster truck rally commercial with the words “SUNDAY!!! SUNDAY!!! SUNDAY!!!” In red

In my timezone:

Had a small treat myself day after two weeks off, one for a work offsite and the next to show my friend some cool stuff around home. First day to myself since the 31st, and just realized Venus/current profected house lord is on my asc

Hey it’s world dolphin day 🌎 🐬

Hot tip: always keep your Tajin in your checked bags

Trust me bro

So altitude sickness is fun

Something about Mars in my 3rd and me losing my phone in the wild I stg

Mars on my sun has been me rage cleaning the last two days before a work trip to Tahoe. When I get back, my friend from Ontario will be landing at the same time to kick off a week of much needed shenanigans. As isolating as Alaska is, I’ve never had so many visitors come see me

Mine seems to be refreshing when I go to the page it’s on