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Richard Markert

@thegeekchef.bsky.social

An accursed wÿrdsmith. Definitely not 3 gorblins in a chef coat. Under a Pale Sun, Gloomwych: Widdershins Hollow & That Blood Sucking Bastard Must Die crowdfunding soon. Blog: https://ashandink.bearblog.dev/

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The RedMageGM Remaster After watching the review from RedMageGM, and listening to his suggestions, I have uploaded a new version that has The Whispering Gate open the Carrion Wound, and if the PCs can, find a way that bypas...

The RedMageGM Remaster - Upon the Corpse Road
2-gorblins-in-a-studio.itch.io/upon-the-cor...

07.08.2025 20:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Vaults of Vaarn Second Edition The second edition of Vaults of Vaarn, the acclaimed science-fantasy adventure game.

Proud to be the 408th backer 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for Vaults of Vaarn Second Edition! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/v...

29.07.2025 21:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Yet Another Republican Arrested for Child Sexual Abuse Fort Pierce City, FL Commissioner James Taylor, 38, has been arrested and charged with 24 felony counts following a multistate investigation into internet crimes against children.The charges against t...

I can’t stand this party of destruction and depravity. It’s all projection and protection.
I am beyond disgusted, upset and mourn for what we have become. We are a nation of weeping and gnashing of teeth (that’s in the Bible for those MAGA who can’t read)

www.lukebeasleyshow.com/post/yet-ano...

26.07.2025 21:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S: 

Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier.
Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready."
Five stars. Will absolutely return.

A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S: Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier. Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready." Five stars. Will absolutely return.

I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣

Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡

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CHÖMP! by 2 Gorblins in a Studio A Micro-RPG of Shark Violence

Wanna overly silly game where you play as a shark?

Ok, here ya go.

2-gorblins-in-a-studio.itch.io/chmp?fbclid=...

02.07.2025 21:32 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

gotta get some more stuff on the books to make rent and bills so 20% flash sale on any commission bookings today

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You can even get your own copy of this delightful beast here: beyondcataclysm.co.uk/product/crys...

09.06.2025 13:06 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Playing Street Masters: Tide of the Dragon tonight. It's... crunchy and unbalanced. Maybe just a first game thing...

08.06.2025 21:48 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I'd love to see a no AI policy for UKGE, but it may not be practical due to the lacking spines of many of the larger corporations...

06.06.2025 08:11 — 👍 18    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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New Limithron items listed! beyondcataclysm.co.uk/product-tag/... #limithron #pirateborg #rpg #morkborg

06.06.2025 14:22 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Hell's inferno is burning over at #UKGE, visit @beyondcataclysm.bsky.social 's booth to learn more about HELLSPAWN, other #morkborg games, Mörk ORG and many more!

@thegeekchef.bsky.social we are gonna damn then all!

01.06.2025 09:19 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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Of course, for a game set in an evil office, we needed to do some of it in Excel, but it turns out that doing print layout in a screen spreadsheet tool is a pain in the bum. Who knew!

14.05.2025 10:11 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1
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Oops.

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Expedition Log - Beyond Cataclysm Today is the day. I shall set out across these realms in search of the mythical Lost Library of Aziz, the Monk. According to my studies, the Library must reside somewhere beyond the Dorag Passage to t...

You need this! Expedition Log by Paths Peculiar is available in our store now

09.05.2025 14:15 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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HELLSPAWN's got a character sheet.

Compatible with over 7 borgverse games.
Built for blood. Built for ruin. Built for the Hunt.

Go to Hell (stay updated, sign up for the newsletter): www.hellspawnrpg.com

Coming soon to Kickstarter.
With @thegeekchef.bsky.social and @beyondcataclysm.bsky.social

02.05.2025 17:37 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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HELLSPAWN The Infernal Wheel TTRPG OBEY. BURN. REPEAT. The Infernal TTRPG breaking into the Dying Worlds, coming soon to Kickstarter!

Hell is breaking loose!
HELLSPAWN is the infernal #morkborg hack bringing abyssal agony into Dying Worlds (other borg #ttrpg games)!

By @thegeekchef.bsky.social and yours truly.
Art by Kim Diaz Holm
Brought to life by @beyondcataclysm.bsky.social

Get Updates and more here: www.hellspawnrpg.com

19.04.2025 13:53 — 👍 8    🔁 6    💬 1    📌 0
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A little over 1 day left to back this beauty www.kickstarter.com/projects/102...

14.04.2025 13:24 — 👍 8    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
It's at 74,999 on the chart!

It's at 74,999 on the chart!

It's fair to say that SOLO BORG is quite close to $75,000...

11.04.2025 16:49 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
Solo rules for playing MORK BORG. Both cover types that are available.

Solo rules for playing MORK BORG. Both cover types that are available.

We are just over the halfway point for SOLO BORG and just short of $75,000. Which is madness.

I'm about to drive to London for a week to be slightly trapped in a room with my lovely kids, but I'm looking forwards to playing loads of games too! Lets see if we manage to beat 75K over the weekend...

11.04.2025 10:28 — 👍 17    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 1
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That’s because there weren’t any.

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The Solo Borg Kickstarter is half way done! BACK IT TODAY www.kickstarter.com/projects/the...

09.04.2025 09:25 — 👍 14    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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Episode 11: Getting Gucci with Richard and Lee Whispers of the Dying Lands · Episode

Myself and @thegeekchef.bsky.social are on this week's Whispers of the Dying Lands podcast! (it's the #morkborg podcast)! Discussing our upcoming #ttrpg HELLSPAWN, borg stuff and more. Thanks to the wonderful @dyinglandspod1.bsky.social hosts for inviting us!

open.spotify.com/episode/3x81...

07.04.2025 17:58 — 👍 9    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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Yay, we’re winning

03.04.2025 13:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just as I’m breaking into the field. I’m currently lost in which direction to take.

03.04.2025 11:35 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nimona’s soundtrack is pretty freakin’ rippin’

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Kill a white millionaire, get the death penalty. Kill two black protesters, get invited to CPAC to be celebrated.

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An instant back!

31.03.2025 21:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

An instant back!

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I KNEW IT!

29.03.2025 01:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Growing up on the Moldvay B/X set ,the AD&D books, and the super fun Star Frontiers (the OG, not the recent racist abomination), it was GAMMA WORLD, that really stood apart to me. While at Gary Con, I purchased this to give my table a wonderful facsimile of that fun.

26.03.2025 01:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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