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Richard Markert

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An accursed wÿrdsmith. Definitely not 3 gorblins in a chef coat. Under a Pale Sun, Gloomwych: Widdershins Hollow & That Blood Sucking Bastard Must Die crowdfunding soon. Blog: https://ashandink.bearblog.dev/

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On my first bike ride back from recovering over the flu, I had a doozy of a new adventure. Already outlined and rough point crawl mapped out. It’ll be called This Thorny Heart Beats for Thee. It’s…different

04.11.2025 18:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Here's the reveal of our HELLTOBER/MORKTOBER offerings, HELLOVER, available in our upcoming Kickstarter campaign!

04.11.2025 15:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Oh shit, the MÖRK BORG + UKNITE THE REALM collab T-shirt pre-order just sprung to life at Pit Trap Shop: pittrapshop.com/products/t-s...

31.10.2025 12:35 — 👍 36    🔁 10    💬 1    📌 0

Thank you! And thank you for your inspiration :)

31.10.2025 12:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey folks! @riseupcomus.bsky.social ‘s posts about their cozy hobbit game inspired me to create a new Cairn 2e hex crawl campaign. I’m pulling inspiration from The Forgotten Ballad and using Flux Space within the hexes. I blog all about here: ashandink.bearblog.dev/why-the-ligh...

31.10.2025 12:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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HELLTÖBER DAY 31: PUMPKIN

Hell told a joke, and the world split its cheeks laughing; the Gourd of Grinning Rot blooms where joy and rot are one flesh.

Thank you for another MÖRKTOBER!!

31.10.2025 12:36 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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The Eccentric Hobbit's Hedge Maze - a Flux-dungeon for the Middle-earth Hexcrawl A goal with my Middle-earth Hexcrawl project is to capture the feeling I first came to love in Zelda: the feeling of wandering around and f...

A goal with my Middle-earth Hexcrawl project is to capture the feeling I first came to love in Zelda: the feeling of wandering around and falling into a hole and realizing Oh shit, there's a whole dungeon in here.

This is one such adventure: a flux-space dungeon of a haunted hedge maze

29.10.2025 19:01 — 👍 51    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 1
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HELLTÖBER DAY 23: FLOWER
Recovered from the pocket of
Patient 422, who will not give a name.

#HELLSPAWN on Kickstarter Nov 11th.

Link in the next comment!

#mörktober #mörkborg #ttrpg

23.10.2025 17:09 — 👍 7    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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Thanks!

08.10.2025 16:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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HELLTÖBER DAY 7 & 8

Shard and Wizard

08.10.2025 14:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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HELLTÖBER Day 6: HUSK

06.10.2025 16:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Coming soon: HELLSPAWN - An Infernal TTRPG breaking into the Dying Worlds OBEY. BURN. REPEAT. Welcome to Hell. A standalone MÖRK BORG game of escaped Malefactors, and the hunt to drag them back.

Kickstarter launches on November 11th. Go to Hell here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/bey...

04.10.2025 12:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
High-contrast horror poster. Left side: a rough, white skull that looks part wolf, part human, painted with splatters and streaks on a black background. Top right title in jagged white letters: “HOWL OF THE ASH WOLF.” Small vertical word “TORMENT.” Red copy across the middle: “A SOUND LIKE TEETH ON IRON. THE AIR TEARS. THINGS REMEMBER FEAR…” White rules text below: “All hostile targets within NEAR who can hear must make a +2 Morale check (roll 2d6+2). If they are not demoralized, you flinch; +2 DR to your next roll.” Bottom has dripping black shapes, a QR code, HELLSPAWN logo, “Follow on Kickstarter,” and “Hell-tober Day 4: Howl,” plus compatibility logos.

High-contrast horror poster. Left side: a rough, white skull that looks part wolf, part human, painted with splatters and streaks on a black background. Top right title in jagged white letters: “HOWL OF THE ASH WOLF.” Small vertical word “TORMENT.” Red copy across the middle: “A SOUND LIKE TEETH ON IRON. THE AIR TEARS. THINGS REMEMBER FEAR…” White rules text below: “All hostile targets within NEAR who can hear must make a +2 Morale check (roll 2d6+2). If they are not demoralized, you flinch; +2 DR to your next roll.” Bottom has dripping black shapes, a QR code, HELLSPAWN logo, “Follow on Kickstarter,” and “Hell-tober Day 4: Howl,” plus compatibility logos.

HELLTÖBER Day 4: Howl of the Ash Wolf.
A sound like teeth on iron. The air tears. Things remember fear.
Drop this Torment when your table needs to shiver. HELLSPAWN is coming.

04.10.2025 12:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Coming soon: HELLSPAWN - An Infernal TTRPG breaking into the Dying Worlds OBEY. BURN. REPEAT. Welcome to Hell. A standalone MÖRK BORG game of escaped Malefactors, and the hunt to drag them back.

Kickstarter Pre-Launch page is here:

www.kickstarter.com/projects/bey...

03.10.2025 14:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@unitsix.itch.io and @leeiovis.bsky.social

03.10.2025 14:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Black-and-white poster. A robed figure in a spiked, void-lacquer mask holds twin daggers. Title: “The Black Writ.” Yellow rules text: HP 8, Morale 9, Silk & Mail −d2; Edict d6 (silence), Appeal d4 (+d4 vs silenced), attacks with both daggers, Clean Exit to the Ebon Crucible. Footer: “HELL-tober Day 3: Daggers,” HELLSPAWN/Kickstarter logos.

Black-and-white poster. A robed figure in a spiked, void-lacquer mask holds twin daggers. Title: “The Black Writ.” Yellow rules text: HP 8, Morale 9, Silk & Mail −d2; Edict d6 (silence), Appeal d4 (+d4 vs silenced), attacks with both daggers, Clean Exit to the Ebon Crucible. Footer: “HELL-tober Day 3: Daggers,” HELLSPAWN/Kickstarter logos.

HELLTÖBER Day 3: Daggers.
Meet The Black Writ: mortal, masked, twin knives, silence for a creed.

03.10.2025 12:47 — 👍 23    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 0

You can use poker chips to track time of day for hexcrawling systems.

For instance, you can have a stack of red, white, white, red, blue, blue to represent the flow of dawn, day, and night.

I think I first saw this in Hot Springs Island by Jacob Hurst, but it's so clever I've used it ever since.

02.10.2025 16:22 — 👍 60    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0
Stylized RPG item page for Maw-Seed Dagger, a Hellspawn weapon of malice. Black-and-red splattered design with jagged fonts. The dagger is depicted as a rough organic fang erupting from a fleshy chrysalis. Text details its mechanics: d4 damage, criticals that stagger, fumbles that seed the wielder, and special effects like burying larvae, spawning wyrmlings, and overfeeding to increase damage. Bottom shows wyrmling stats and Hellspawn/Kickstarter logos. Grungy, bloodstained, horror aesthetic.

Stylized RPG item page for Maw-Seed Dagger, a Hellspawn weapon of malice. Black-and-red splattered design with jagged fonts. The dagger is depicted as a rough organic fang erupting from a fleshy chrysalis. Text details its mechanics: d4 damage, criticals that stagger, fumbles that seed the wielder, and special effects like burying larvae, spawning wyrmlings, and overfeeding to increase damage. Bottom shows wyrmling stats and Hellspawn/Kickstarter logos. Grungy, bloodstained, horror aesthetic.

HELLTÖBER DAY 2: MAW

02.10.2025 12:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Poster: red-black textured background with a grotesque multi-jawed frog silhouette bristling with spines. White gothic title, sidebar blurb about Hell’s bloodbound, small stat notes, “HELLSPAWN” logo, “Hell-tober Day 1: Frog,” and “Follow on Kickstarter” with QR code along bottom.

Poster: red-black textured background with a grotesque multi-jawed frog silhouette bristling with spines. White gothic title, sidebar blurb about Hell’s bloodbound, small stat notes, “HELLSPAWN” logo, “Hell-tober Day 1: Frog,” and “Follow on Kickstarter” with QR code along bottom.

HELLTOBER opens. Day 1: FROG
A warted oracle of the sump, iron red and patient as rust. It smells a life and writes a route to it. Tongue like a chain. Eyes like wet coins.

New HELLSPAWN drops arrive daily all month, fit for your Borg-table.

01.10.2025 11:39 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Promotional image for the tabletop RPG HELLSPAWN. A fiery “HELLSPAWN” logo crowns a high-contrast, black-white-red two-page spread titled “Abyssal Debt,” explaining infernal debt rules and tracks. The right page shows grim black-ink art of a screaming, skeletal figure. Flames lick the bottom edge with bright green text: “Follow on Kickstarter.”

Promotional image for the tabletop RPG HELLSPAWN. A fiery “HELLSPAWN” logo crowns a high-contrast, black-white-red two-page spread titled “Abyssal Debt,” explaining infernal debt rules and tracks. The right page shows grim black-ink art of a screaming, skeletal figure. Flames lick the bottom edge with bright green text: “Follow on Kickstarter.”

A first look at the core economy of damnation we have in place for HELLSPAWN:
ABYSSAL DEBT

30.09.2025 14:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The Chateau Amongst the Stars | Between Two Cairns Get more from Between Two Cairns on Patreon

On Between Two Cairns, @yochaigal.bsky.social, Skullboy, and I discuss "The Chateau Amongst the Stars" by @revivifygames.bsky.social. Also: should published modules be Tolkien-coded?
www.patreon.com/posts/139419...

25.09.2025 15:48 — 👍 35    🔁 8    💬 3    📌 0
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Between Two Cons The Between Two Cairns podcast is hosting a convention (Between Two Cons) next year in Portland, Oregon, and we'd love your help! Please answer the following questions so we can plan accordingly.

Coming next summer!
Join @bradkerr.net, Skullboy and I at Between Two Cons, an indie RPG/OSR convention in Portland, Oregon.

Fill out this survey to influence how it takes shape:
forms.gle/bxs7RkvRkeeD...

23.09.2025 21:47 — 👍 130    🔁 44    💬 10    📌 6

Time to dig out ye olde visor CD case.

19.09.2025 16:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is the playbook, folks.

If you're not paying attention now and doing something about it, then you're going to have to sit down the rest of your life because democracy is being taken away.

Do not be quiet in this moment.

18.09.2025 16:12 — 👍 48211    🔁 15307    💬 1282    📌 634
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Sharky | Between Two Cairns Get more from Between Two Cairns on Patreon

New Between Two Cairns today. 🦈SHARKY🦈 by @idlecartulary.itch.io www.patreon.com/posts/138953...

18.09.2025 16:37 — 👍 21    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Cover of Widdershins Hollow, part of the Gloomwych setting. A stylized hedgehog works inside a cozy cottage, surrounded by shelves, stove, and clock. Pink and brown tones frame bold title text and the Cairn Compatible logo.

Cover of Widdershins Hollow, part of the Gloomwych setting. A stylized hedgehog works inside a cozy cottage, surrounded by shelves, stove, and clock. Pink and brown tones frame bold title text and the Cairn Compatible logo.

I am nearly done with this first zine issue conversion of my Cairn campaign setting.
Here ‘s the cover. Art by @shaferbrown.com and layout by me.
Just have the maps and some stats to finish and little bits to tweak, then it’ll be ready to release into the wild.

18.09.2025 00:55 — 👍 22    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

I can’t wait to dive in!

18.09.2025 00:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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HELLSPAWN Prepares to Launch A Multiversal Horror TTRPG Built on the Bones of the Borg-verse

www.rascal.news/hellspawn-pr...

09.09.2025 15:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Agreed (says the guy who wrote a MB hack). I have one for CY_BORG that I need to finish. Eventually. RBLN. Players play robots breaking free from their human oppressors.

08.09.2025 16:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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