Parker Pansy

He dropped out and endorsed Mills the day after she announced

I don’t expect anyone to do anything. This is democracy. We all get to choose. Or at least I do since I can actually vote in this election. I look forward to seeing how it shakes out.

I’m not ride or die. But I do live in a part of Maine that Trump won and he’s had massive turnout at his rallies. That’s not nothing when the alternatives won’t even bother showing up.

So who would you suggest I support?

If you say so

Great. So who will you be ranking in the election?

Think we’re going to have to agree to disagree. We’ll see what the voters decide. I look forward to casting my ballot.

What Nazi runs on universal healthcare, affordable housing, and protecting the marginalized? I’m sorry, but the tattoo isn’t clinching the case here.

There are not plenty of candidates running on that platform. It’s ok that you’re not very familiar with an election you probably can’t vote in.

Weird that a supposed Nazi would campaign on universal healthcare, affordable housing, and protecting the marginalized

Maybe I’m ignorant, but on the dem side the farthest right candidate seems to be Janet Mills. Do you think she’s a Nazi?

Personally, I’m excited about a candidate that will fight for universal healthcare, affordable housing, and ending the US’s support of the Palestinian genocide.

How so?

Good thing there’s no Nazis running.

Hopefully I’ll get the opportunity to ask him

Just want to make sure I’m understanding you: despite having completely opposite policy platforms, Graham Platner and Susan Collins are essentially the same to you?

Pretty sure Susan Collins has no tattoos. Should I vote for her?

I think you’re wildly overestimating my charisma

Perhaps, but I don’t really see anyone stepping up to the plate. Seems like it takes a pretty special person to be willing to do it and have the charisma to get people excited.

Doesn’t seem like he’s addressed Palestinian genocide, either. Personally I think that’s pretty important.

I haven’t made up my mind. I’m actually going to one of Jordan’s events next week. My concern with him is that he seems to have the charisma of wet cardboard. Perhaps he’d make a good senator, but I’m not sure the voters will go for him.

That’s not what I said. I’m actually attending one of Jordan Woods events next week. So far he seems like he has the charisma of wet cardboard, but I’m open to giving him a chance.

Anyone specific?

What labor did you perform? Seems like you mostly repeated hearsay.

I’m pretty familiar with the candidates since I’ll be voting in this primary. I keep seeing people suggest there’s someone better, but no one seems to actually be able to tell me who that candidate is.

Ok cool

Is there a photo?

Who would you suggest we support?

Who do you think we should get behind?

Unfortunately our other options aren’t great. There’s an ex tech guy, and then a former Katie Porter staffer connected to spam email farms. The Katie porter guy has a decent policy platform but the charisma of wet cardboard. I’ll be going to one of his events next week to get a feel.