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Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.

in rocky horror they really sell you on how incredible and orgasmic the time warp is right before revealing that it's like babys first line dance

A four panel comic of Calvin’s Dad talking to Calvin. Panel 1: All bands and musical acts can be classified as either Joy Division or New Order Panel 2: Nirvana? Joy Division The Strokes? New Order Charli XCX? Joy Division Taylor Swift? New Order Panel 3: here's the thing... New Order? Joy Division, then New Order Panel 4: Calvin lies awake in bed, looking completely confused

ACTOR IN A PERIOD PIECE ABOUT THE 2020s: Don't worry, I'll connect these devices with a new invention called Bluetooth

VIEWER IN 2105, WHO KNOWS ABOUT THE BLUETOOTH MINDSPIDERS: [chuckling] We were so naive then

It's not that I won't vote for Gavin Newsom if he's the presidential candidate. It's that if the Democratic Party chooses him, then they are communicating to me that they actively do not want my vote, and believe they don't need it. I will simply honor their wishes

Remember that maths professor who futilely tried to persuade Cambridge police that simple maths actually makes it really fast and easy to find a bike theft in CCTV footage? Sometimes I think we should have made him prime minister www.thepoke.com/2023/11/27/t...

As someone who worked there, the reason CAP isn't trying is because they're not a liberal Heritage Foundation devoted to generational furtherment of liberal ideals. They were a 501c3 dedicated to making Hillary Clinton and possibly her daughter president and they catastrophically failed at it

Somewhere, in the Deep reaches of space, an assembly has gathered on a space station. During a heated discussion on the design and capabilities of mecha, Isamu Kurogane (Lance) stands tall and dares to speak the truth. "Every Gundam is worse than Voltron because his hands are lion mouths!!!" he declares without shame. His bravado has impressed the Red Comet, Char Aznable, while confusing and insulting Amuro Ray. The delaration is heard to mixed reactions by many other mecha pilots (not by Shinji Ikari, he is doing his best to ignore him).

"LET HIM SPEAK!"

9" x 12" ink and watercolor on watercolor paper.

PANEL 1: A close-up drawing of Goku from Dragon Ball. PANEL 2: A mayor is reading prepared remarks from a lectern to the press. MAYOR: "Goku is the Mickey Mouse of fighting" PANEL 3: MAYOR: "Luffy is Goku but with long arms and--" REPORTER 1: "BOO!" MAYOR: "Let me finish--long arms and flip-flops." PANEL 4: REPORTER 2: "Mr. Mayor, are you speaking in terms of official policy recommendations or as a private citizen?" The mayor dabs away sweat. MAYOR: "Please, Tom, there'll be time for questions at the end." PANEL 5: REPORTER 3: "These are serious allegations--" MAYOR: "Every Gundam is worse than Voltron--" REPORTER 4: "Man, fuck this!" PANEL 6: MAYOR (visibly sweating): "Please, I have to get through this: Every Gundam is worse than Volton because his hands are lion mouths." REPORTER 1: "BOOOOOOOOO" PANEL 7: Security hoists up a reporter to eject him. SECURITY 1: "You're done, Fake News" REPORTER 1: "This is a democracy!" PANEL 8: The mayor continues. MAYOR: "Pokemon was a dry run for QAnon." REPORTER 1: "The people have a right to a free press!" PANEL 9: MAYOR: "Naruto is the Donald Duck of fighting." PANEL 10: Another reporter stands up and interrupts the mayor. REPORTER 5: "How many more--" MAYOR: "Boruto--" REPORTER 5: "How many more of these--" MAYOR (insistent): "BORUTO is Naruto with worser hair." PANEL 11: REPORTER 6: "How many more of these unfounded allegations are you going to--" MAYOR: "Questions at the end, Laura!" PANEL 12: MAYOR: "Evangelion is suicidal ideation Tenchi Muyo."

one of my favorite sketchbook comics, anime press conference

Looks more and more like the raid in Chicago was more than just a fascist terror raid but the use of federal violence to help a bank empty a building they held in receivership.

the concept of "enshittification" is real but can we please find a better word for it that doesn't sound like it came from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

Snailbot is a self-reconfigurable robot using rocker-bogie suspension by The University of Hong Kong, Shenzhen.

lol it’s this guy

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sora it's us your old pals: tron 3 man, captain jack sparrow, kang the conqueror, even stevens...this game was in production for a very long time sora...

Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."

Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...

zeldawilliams 20m From Create Mode •• Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want. To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough, , just so other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it. Gross.

And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

"A.I." is the tool of and the prevailing aesthetic of fascists leading to a world devoid of meaning or art.

been wanting to get a big one of this guy for a looong time but could never find the placement I wanted. antlers are big

i love the domino effect of trans people asking the moderation team to take harassment of trans people seriously and instead decided to perma ban a black guy who was one of the earliest users here

whoever designed the way Toula works in Hades II was cooking incredibly hard

An app icon of a printer/scanner combo and the app name "brother iPrint&Scan"

So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?

Hulk Hogan:

honestly i didn't connect this until just now but yes they do look similar, especially with palmer's new "cartoon biker henchman in a 90's beat-em-up" look

he looks like a foot with a goatee

every single image of this man is an image you can smell

STOP SHOWING ME PICTURES OF THEO VON, HE IS SO INCREDIBLY UNPLEASANT TO LOOK AT

My Dinner with Entrée

Tactics Kroger

(straying from god’s light) HAHAHAHAHA WHEEEEEEEEE! hahahaha