goth_elf89

Bananas are just mush and they smell awful.

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I'm bumping that sigh while gazing out the window shit louddddd

We Bought a Zoo of the Bible

We are at an urgent moment in history: if you hate Elon Musk you need to be quiet about it and get on the jury

this is the stupidest thing and it absolutely undid me

HOT FUZZ scene. Pegg as a cop talking to some underage kids in a pub When’s your birthday? 22nd of February. What year? Every year.

Happy birthday to this young man, and really to us all

it's because smoking weed makes you cool, and this world is a hard place for cool people.

there's always vintage workwear/military deadstock guy. dovetails nicely with aging punk

saturday afternoon cryptid report

Stone Pimple Toilets came to mind first but I can’t do better than 30 Seconds to SARS

Winston Shit

Prudential Financial Services Ad ABC/WEWS 5 1987-07-04 : 12s

More and more it becomes obvious that choosing not to use AI is not enough -- just having a presence on platforms that embrace AI, even if you don't use those tools, puts your business at risk.

mf really did "formerly known as Prince"

suddenly all of the rinky-dink sounding independent podcasts of the past ten years make complete sense to me. if you are processing your audio this way please hire me and i will save you

opening audacity for the first time in ~20yrs to teach it to someone else & the way the compressor works is making my head spin.
you "apply" it to a stretch of audio & it bakes in, no adjusting the parameters in response to playback, no way to know what you're actually doing. you all live like this?

only reason I don't have other/more recent options is how rarely I see something in the theatre I'm not sure I'll at least like

THEY HAD THE “NO TAKE ONLY THROW” DOG MEME SIX THOUSAND YEARS AGO

unquestionably when they ended The Golden Compass with a happy ending right before The Thing That Happens at the End of That Book happens. sorry to do a children's movie but I was a teenager

Historians will mark this as the moment the “name terrible things after Tolkien” tide turned

If you don’t read old stuff you’ll never discover that people in the olden days had the same thoughts and feelings and dreams and anxieties you do, sometimes articulated differently, sometimes exactly the same way. You are never truly alone in anything and old writings are a neon sign telling you so

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

found a god-tier panel in a history of hyrule promo zine

let me call you back boss I’m with a custoid right now [hangs up] i’ve been dreaming of ways to serve you.