Mr. Cait

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Fuck off you weak, old, collaborator

“Oh wow you bought a microphone? And you have a funny new take on 1980s movies? Yeah, I just have to make a phone call. Then I’m leaving town forever.”

If anyone ever tells you that they are thinking about starting a podcast, call adult protective services on them and go no contact. You don’t need that energy in your life.

I don’t know if there’s any keyboard sickos in the audience, but I swapped out my Halo True switches because several died in my cleaning for Holy Panda X and I don’t love them. I want tactile because I type like a caveman and “thocky.” Should I oil these or buy new ones? If so what? Thank you

Don’t watch the State of the Union. Watch Columbo wax poetic about he likes his wife thick.

I was watching the men’s hockey gold medal game and thinking “we shouldn’t let the Nazis and pedos and oligarchs steal our patriotism.”

Then I saw these meatheads partying with Kash Patel, and thought “fuck that shit.”

I was watching the men’s hockey gold medal game and thinking “we shouldn’t let the Nazis and pedos and oligarchs steal our patriotism.”

Then I saw these meatheads partying with Kash Patel, and thought “fuck that shit.”

What the fuck are you talking about? What even is this?

I’m giving all you kids tomorrow off. We are grown adults and it’s going to be very dangerous out there, so I’m ordering you all to stay home, make some French toast, and put some stew in the crock pot. If your boss has any questions direct them to me.

Excused. Your internet “blew up” from the snow.

Mamdani has a custom embroidered Carhartt jacket. He wears it to shovel snow. Patel and Noem have three hundred million dollars worth of taxpayer funded private jets they use to go party and send people to concentration camps. Imagine if the DNC wasn’t a bunch of collaborators? The messaging is nuts

I’m giving all you kids tomorrow off. We are grown adults and it’s going to be very dangerous out there, so I’m ordering you all to stay home, make some French toast, and put some stew in the crock pot. If your boss has any questions direct them to me.

I’m 5’10 but I’m wide as hell. So I’m not out there looking for tall sizes but I know Carhartt does tall sizes. And my favorite shirt brand Big Mac (vintage JC Penny made in USA) has tall sizes and their stuff is plentiful

Fuck this and fuck you.

If I buy any more made in the USA vintage workwear on eBay they’re going to drag me from my desk job and arrest me for stolen valor

Screenshot of Dirk Diggler as Brock Landers throwing karate kick

Now for the weather. Dirk, how much snow are we going to get?

"So you know me. You know my reputation. Thirteen inches of tough load, I don't treat you gently. “

Thanks, Dirk.

Screenshot of Dirk Diggler as Brock Landers throwing karate kick

Now for the weather. Dirk, how much snow are we going to get?

"So you know me. You know my reputation. Thirteen inches of tough load, I don't treat you gently. “

Thanks, Dirk.

I have never “ha ha” reacted to a text message, and I never will. This I swear.

I’ve decided that for lent I’m giving up

Half the reason this country is a disaster is the complete capitulation and corroboration of the press in exchange for thirty pieces of silver and imaginary numbers juiced by Russian robot farms.

Half the reason this country is a disaster is the complete capitulation and corroboration of the press in exchange for thirty pieces of silver and imaginary numbers juiced by Russian robot farms.

Nick Timiraos @nicktimiraos.bsky.social • Bluesky Elder I learn more on X. 9:09 AM • Feb 17, 2026 2 reposts 1 like 3 saves 1 192 1 114 1

About what? Being a Nazi and liking CSAM? Fuck off

They were playing bangers at the grocery store yesterday. Also my bill is like 25-30% higher than it was two years ago, so that fucking nerd Will Stancil can suck my dick balls and asshole

Robert Duvall is a first ballot hall of famer Mount Rushmore actor. He was alive and interesting every second on screen. In great movies he was the glue bonding everything tighter, in bad movies he was kintsugi, making you ignore the cracks and focus on the shining gold. One of one.

Also my electric bill doubled. Legit doubled in a year. So yeah, keep following ICE, you dunce, and keep your stupid mouth shut about how much it costs to not die in the street like a dog

They were playing bangers at the grocery store yesterday. Also my bill is like 25-30% higher than it was two years ago, so that fucking nerd Will Stancil can suck my dick balls and asshole

The boomerang throwers and kangaroo rustlers of Devil’s Island chanting FUCK ICE during AEW Grand Slam.

All of you Outback Steakhousers are my brothers and sisters. This is one fight. We are going to win.

I am pro worker, pro union, pro maker, pro artist. I am anti boss, anti Nazi, anti fascist, anti billionaire, anti oligarch. I believe in reading, writing, education. I don’t believe in a robot voice coaxing you to kill yourself. So yeah, I guess I don’t want ChatGPT to write a fucking email for me

All the B bodies. Yes. The Impala, the Caprice, the Roadmaster, the Fleetwood. Last gasp of GM car greatness absolutely. Especially the station wagons.