Mr. Cait

Uniform Game of The Week is Eagles/Cowboys. Every game the eagles don’t wear the Kelly Greens is a crime against humanity and a pox on their houses.

Him. Tua. Every Bosa. Butker. Eat all the shit. Not enough bad things can happen to all of them. Fucking baby brown shirts

Ever since Tony Romo was announced as part of the President’s Council on Physical Fitness and Inspecting Children’s Genitals, he can go fuck himself forever. Fucking loser.

Remember, Sean Connery is in the ones with Scuba Diving and Roger Moore is in the ones with Skiing. An easy way to let people know you’re a movie expert.

Bobby from the sopranos saying “smoking mushrooms and collecting government checks and love by our hometown buffalo bills. Merry Christmas!”

Ralph and Bobby from the sopranos. Ralph is saying “gettin a 95 pound mole taken off Josh Allen’s ass”

Currently watching Holiday Touchdown: A Bills Love Story featuring Bobby Bacala and Ralphie Cifaretto. Man I wish Buffalo was real.

Al Michaels is a one hundred year old man and the best play by play guy in football. Fire that maga weirdo Herbstriet into the sun and buy out Greg Olson’s contract. Then you have an announcing team. Anyway this game is like sitting through three stop light cycles and moving five feet in traffic.

Landman is utterly batshit, misogynistic, oil company propaganda. Taylor Sheridan feverishly writing scripts whacked out on horse Gatorade and huffing gasoline with no checks or balances. It’s must watch TV.

I think I watched three episodes and bailed out. Like with the Jim From The Office Jack Ryan Program.

At least Yellowstone had Costner to be like, “you think I’m taking orders from the sixth billed lead on Sons of Anarchy?” This is no guardrails. And the best part? Every episode costs 25 million dollars.

Landman is utterly batshit, misogynistic, oil company propaganda. Taylor Sheridan feverishly writing scripts whacked out on horse Gatorade and huffing gasoline with no checks or balances. It’s must watch TV.

I didn’t put my water bottle in the fridge last night so now I have to drink my morning potion of C4 Hawaiian Punch Fruit Juicy Red Sport Pre Workout at room temperature, and I might legit kill mys

Three way. The onion roll is negotiable, the James River BBQ sauce is not.

Here's some fun things to think about: Aaron Sorkin based two entire shows on Keith Olbermann's life. Sokin also wrote most of the West Wing while tripping balls on mushrooms and geeked out of his tits on blow.

This is an excellent point

Sports Night and Newsroom. Yes.

Here's some fun things to think about: Aaron Sorkin based two entire shows on Keith Olbermann's life. Sokin also wrote most of the West Wing while tripping balls on mushrooms and geeked out of his tits on blow.

The Lizza/Nuzzi thing is like watching BumFights DVDs for people who went to prep school.

That’s got to go on the list. Good call

What’s the single best year a film director ever had? For my money it’s either 1974 when Coppola dropped The Conversation and Godfather 2 or 1993 when Spielberg released both Schindler’s List and Jurassic Park, which is really hitting from both sides of the plate.

An absolute banger.

Watching a YouTube playlist of musical guests on Letterman, and holy shit. Nobody ever did it like him. One of one. Leno couldn’t carry his jock. Paul Shaffer might secretly be the most talented weirdo to ever play keyboards.

Arnold Schwarzenegger saying “when the Chiefs lose it’s like I am cumming, it’s fantastic”

Congratulations to the Saskatchewan Lumberjacks on defeating the Montreal Mounties and winning the Syrup Bowl. I fully support weirdo rules Northern Lights Football

Well that’s dumb. Embrace the weird rules

I love the lumberjacks. Canadian football is a blast

Time to finally open up my t shirt shop

Arnold Schwarzenegger saying “when the Chiefs lose it’s like I am cumming, it’s fantastic”

I don’t give a shit what anyone says, that bitch made little MAGA fuck Mahomes gets more bullshit calls than any player in history. I’m turning on the Grey Cup. Go Lumberjacks or whatever they are.