Rick!

That's fair; you're right, it doesn't scale, and it took a lot of work to get to a baseline I was happy with. Interesting question -- how to scale and make it a general user feature. Where do the block lists fall down on this for you?

You can ban keywords. It took a little bit of doing, but, it worked for me

Two large white computer cases on industrial wire shelving, with a terminal and keyboard on top. These two cases are actually two halves of the same computer.

This old girl, sogenannt "Campari", is a lady of substance and gravity, clocking in at a bit over 1/3 of an imperial ton (estimate about 900 lbs). She's a fully functional early IBM AS/400 in the process of being restored. Finding smaller yet workable shelves is proving to be challenging.

Discord posts my wife has to put up with:

I'm sorry
But I have eaten all the sauerkraut
in the fridge
it was delicious
and gassy
but I will play you songs tonight
on the butt trumpet

Check out this cool thing I found for ten bucks at the thrift shop

They do that at Deja Vu but the bouncer will kick you out if you touch them

Stairmaster is rough, tho

Yaaaaaay… everything is just tariffic

Frittata ta ta tata ta ta ta, microwave it so good I say bla bla bla

Exiting an elevator, do you ever have the urge to act like you are having some crazy conversation, so ppl wonder WTAF they just overheard part of? "So there I was, soaking wet, pants around my ankles, HUGE orange shirt, and a bucket full of lobsters - and let me tell you man, they are NOT happy..."

Has ne1 seen bulbul around

You’re not a real data engineer until you’ve broken production

Guinness meat pie, finished

Guinness meat pie before final bake

Guinness meat pie after the blind bake and with the filling

The pie crust dough and various pie making accoutrements- rolling pin, kitchen spoon, rolling mat, big bowl

I stewed some beef in Guinness beer 🍺 and then made a pie out of it

A soft springtime illustration set in a sunny glade, a group of young bunny girls in frilly white dresses and flower crowns prancing around a tall wooden maypole carved in the shape of a rabbit. Each girl holds a ribbon and reaches for the paw of the next girl as they dance, braiding the ribbons around the neck of the maypole. Colorful flags are strung from the top of the pole and flowering trees, bushes and grass decorate the background.

Welcome Spring 🌼🐰🌼 #art #illustration #bunnies #spring

Screenshot from a popular cloud service provider saying "If you expected to see results, try changing your filters"

Just... whatever, cloud website

Just went outside, and the #moon is gone because monsters ate it. Time to kill the soothsayers #lunar #eclipse

A Disabled by Society graphic by Disabled by Society serving 12 narratives to unlearn about disability. The dark-themed design features colorful icons and text debunking common misconceptions: 1. "Disability is a tragedy" – A broken violin. 2. "Productivity defines worth" – A bar chart with an upward arrow and gears. 3. "Disabled people are a burden" – A person carrying a money bag labeled "Cost." 4. "Inclusion is optional" – A hand pressing a checkmark button. 5. "Disabled lives need fixing" – A person running with a wrench. 6. "Access is a privilege" – A stick figure inside a circle. 7. "All disability is visible" – A person in a wheelchair. 8. "Disability equals suffering" – A person holding their head with pain lines. 9. "We 'overcome' disability" – A person holding a flag on a mountain. 10. "Independence means success" – A hand holding a waving flag. 11. "Adjustments are special treatment" – A hand adjusting a scale. 12. "Disability is not normal" – A hand making an "OK" gesture with sparkles.

I’ve never seen it put so succinctly before! Even as a disabled person myself, I struggle a lot with internalized ableism.

These 12 all two common narratives about disability can be difficult to unlearn, but that work is important.

(Created by Jamie Shields, founder of Disabled By Society.)

I’m going to make up so much nonsense about what chocolate used to taste like

o flamingo burning bright in the jungle of the night, what immortal hand or eye could dare frame thy pinkish plumery

An ambrosia bush in a flower bed in a suburban front yard. You can’t really tell, but, it’s full of bumblebees

This ambrosia bush outside my house is full of bumblebees, and if you go near they’ll try to act all tough and orbit your head and stuff. Our bush. Ours. But c’mon man, do’t even try - you’re a *bumblebee* - you’ll let me *pet* you #bloomscrolling #bloomscroll

2010 Audi A4 Avant (station wagon), in grey

Engine, showing the place where the free-flow catalytic converter hooks up

Cold air intake mounted on the engine

Quiet little sleeper, until you put your foot down, and then it’s a fire breathing rocket. My poor wife didn’t realize she was marrying a closet #petrolsexual. Cold air intake, performance cat and downpipe, stage 1 engine tune, all from Integrated Engineering.

I just think we're like windup toys. We're wound up when we're young and let go.. some spin around in furious little circles, some proceed in straight lines as if we know what we are doing (until we hit a wall), and some end up under the fridge with the dust bunnies, never to be heard from again

As my wife has repeatedly told me, I'm not the asshole whisperer, so, no. But I really wanted to

Oh and yes I did try to loudly fart. Unsuccessful

Ok, the guy standing at the urinal next to me in the bathroom just now, with one hand on his junk and the other holding a laptop, while in a Teams meeting (on speakerphone) is why I *thoroughly* wash and disinfect any old computer equipment I acquire #nasty #retrocomputing

Maybe some Tim's if it's on the way

Look, you might want to reconsider this. We’re kind of screwed up down here rn. Send help. And poutine

We did that during the pandemic. It helped. It was fun

A grandfather clock pendulum on a towel, surrounded by hand tools. The pendulum weight has chalkboard paint, and a picture of a sun and moon drawn on it in chalk

Can’t get the pendulum adjusted for the new grandfather clock mechanism. Stupid clock stick! 🤬