Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤

I can look at a friggin calendar and see there are six more weeks of winter. Set the damn groundhog free.

Those are kept in the drawer beside the bed.

My bed has a cool vibrate setting. That’s what you’re talking about, right?

Instagram just recommended I post a reel with “You’re Love Oh Lord” by Third Day. I haven’t listened to them in at least a decade. WTF?

Exactly!

New Grammy’s idea. Everyone gets a Grammy to start the night, then they take turns cage fighting to see who gets to take them home. Maybe I’d watch that one.

Or are you saying @smillz.lol is my father?

My dad’s been dead for 9 years, so this is a bit concerning.

A desk with pieces of the ceiling collapsed on it and a light fixture hanging down onto the desk chair.

How my morning started.

That’s amazing!

Watching an Amish documentary, and now I’m asking myself if The Lumineers are Amish.

Honestly, he tries too hard. 😉

Understood. My apologies. My wife does take two weekly injections, for RA and diabetes. so I kind of understand. And I do help her with her shots. Being autistic, I often misread cues, so always let me know. (I also over explain everything)

Well played, sir!

That’s much less fun. I don’t even take my wife’s injections.

As if the world wasn’t shit enough already. There were so many better choices to take.

I kinda need to be on fewer lists. 🤷‍♂️

You’re not my mom.

I say that but I’m very picky about my alcohol, so maybe a bad idea.

I’ll be a designated shot drinker!

Have you tried eating ass about it?

A screen shot that says Unjerrified. In accordance with Bluesky terms of service, this user will never be Jerrified.

I just noticed this when I clicked the unjerrified tag. 😂

So, this Jerry fellow, is he y’all’s leader or what?

Yeah, I’m sure folks are. But it was the issue for a long time and now it’s just another issue in the background.

It’s odd how you can murder a few people in the streets and suddenly no one is talking about the Epstein files anymore.

I saw they were showing the Melanie documentary as an in flight movie on Southwest and all the passengers still walked out.

Jerry who? 😉

Dear Jebus, if ICE determines nipples are weapons things are gonna get messy. (As if they weren’t already)

Honestly, I was new then and blocked them all. Now I wouldn’t notice as I don’t monitor my followers that closely.

It was madness. Kinda like the Alexxia bot invasion.