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@jasontheaverage.bsky.social

I’m not an idiot, I just play one on the internet. He/They ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.

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Latest posts by jasontheaverage.bsky.social on Bluesky

Well, at least I’m following the important one.

11.12.2025 22:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m probably still following a few of them.

11.12.2025 22:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We usually watch Christmas comedies.

11.12.2025 22:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I removed it after I accidentally ended up there too many times. It’s scary AF.

11.12.2025 21:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have never watched Its a Wonderful Life, Miracle on 34th St, or White Christmas. I did try to watch White Christmas and it was awful.

11.12.2025 21:56 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

I only follow people with nice buttholes

11.12.2025 13:55 — 👍 20    🔁 10    💬 1    📌 0

It’s no hamgina.

11.12.2025 16:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“There were sparks!”

11.12.2025 16:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So when do we start posting the visited by three ghosts posts? Do we wait until Christmas Eve? What’s the proper decorum for these things?

11.12.2025 16:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I mean, if they supply good drugs I might be in.

11.12.2025 16:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A staircase inside a Fareway corporate office presumably

A staircase inside a Fareway corporate office presumably

Fareway to heaven

11.12.2025 14:47 — 👍 28    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0

Three crows make a murder

11.12.2025 16:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Way before 2007.

11.12.2025 16:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is why I post shit.

11.12.2025 14:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a crowd of people are sitting in a theatre applauding . Alt: a crowd of people are standing up in a theatre applauding .
11.12.2025 14:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sooo much.

11.12.2025 14:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Damn, it takes me an hour to get into a headspace to work.

11.12.2025 14:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🐛

11.12.2025 14:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

👍

11.12.2025 14:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The second time I play wordle each day I get it right on the first try. I’m good that way.

10.12.2025 15:15 — 👍 13    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

It’s still illegal here, so id still have to go to Michigan. But I can just imagine getting a bag of 1000 20mg edibles.

10.12.2025 02:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Honestly, I’m close enough to Michigan that edibles are pretty cheap. That may be the best bet.

10.12.2025 02:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, I’m picky. I’d have to at least double that. But 80k seems like a small price. Add 28 days in rehab as well.

10.12.2025 02:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

*thing

10.12.2025 01:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good think I got a Costco membership

10.12.2025 01:45 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Absolutely none of this is your fault. Don’t think about blaming yourself. And you are NEVER too much. Ever. You deserve so much better.

10.12.2025 01:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I really thought with Jim Irsay gone we were done with this bullshit. Maybe they can get Matty Ice back too.

10.12.2025 01:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, you either buy a lot of dvds or subscribe to 14 streaming services.

10.12.2025 01:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

2025 TOP FIVE BOOK GENRES WRAPPED IN CELLULOSE

1. BODY HORROR ONE
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4. BODY HORROR TWO
5. HISTORICAL AGRARIAN CLOWN FICTION

09.12.2025 21:28 — 👍 60    🔁 27    💬 0    📌 1

identity theft is not a joke

09.12.2025 23:07 — 👍 37    🔁 8    💬 4    📌 1

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