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they/them Head Writer @abortionfront ✨ I sang Garth Brooks on Netflix once 🎶🤠 🏳️⚧️🇰🇼
Christopher McDonald in Happy Gilmore 2 has me feeling a lil 😏
26.07.2025 01:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The adult version of summer vacation is having the Big Brother live feeds on your second monitor at work.
22.07.2025 16:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🚫⏰️🧍🏽♂️
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How those SSRI heat warnings sound to me, a person on SSRIs
21.06.2025 20:25 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Genuinely sad and insane that @marshablackburn, Jack Johnson & Sexton want to enshrine this into law instead of banning it. Deeply un-American.
18.06.2025 12:26 — 👍 5403 🔁 1674 💬 602 📌 184Anyone else think the AlJazeera weather man has a threatening aura
17.06.2025 14:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I fucking love Garth Brooks
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Whenever I accidentally type "yet" instead of "yes"
09.06.2025 19:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You might be important to me, but you'll never be a cup of tea in the afternoon important to me. Nwmsayn?
06.05.2025 19:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Having a really bad day emotionally and physically but I cling to the fact that David Suchet 🥸 was born on this day and for that there is joy in the world.
02.05.2025 19:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Really enjoying Survivor 34: Catholic Edition aka Conclave
27.04.2025 17:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Gen Z will never understand the thrill of setting your text tone to exactly the first HOOTIE HOOOOOOOOO of Pass That Dutch
20.04.2025 20:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's so bizarre and delightful to watch Michael Gandolfini expecting to see his father and to instead get this Peter Lorre-like character. Truly the only reason to keep watching Daredevil. It's like biting into something expecting savory, but getting sweet, and you can't stop eating to figure it out
20.04.2025 18:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0For the love of God someone get slavoj zizek an allergy pill
13.04.2025 18:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You found me!!!!
13.04.2025 18:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Great seeing famous giant abortion pill @thedookness.bsky.social on the skyline
11.04.2025 00:58 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0HBO Max needs an option to watch at half-speed so that people with auditory processing issues* can understand John Oliver.
*me
I take my meetings very seriously
25.03.2025 17:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Inviting the Atlantic reporter to every comedy show group chat so he knows who plans on bombing
25.03.2025 16:35 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0How much money to have Patricia Arquette berate me to sleep at night?
25.03.2025 01:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If the government asks, we're a traditional couple.*
*Has sex to Marvin Gaye.
Happy Mardi Grasmadan to all who celebrate
04.03.2025 15:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Who better to deliver a “pro-life” message than an elite killer-trained dude? Seriously watch this former Green Beret & current spokesperson for male victimhood explain the real injustices of abortion access. HINT: It centers him…
Link to his full video in the bio if you really want to watch it. 🤮
It's time someone had a word with whoever is lighting the talking heads on The Traitors
28.02.2025 03:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A second Gen Z sweater has hit Survivor island
27.02.2025 02:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
GO BIRDS #Survivor
27.02.2025 02:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My therapist is the best bc we are comparing our favorite vampires.
20.02.2025 19:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sitting at my CPA's office in complete silence whilst she stares at the computer and mutters "So many 1099s..." over and over again.
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