Ray England

An enjoyable day out in Glasgow yesterday. 10/10 would recommend.

Not sure I'd say an enjoyable way to spend an evening, maybe more just the last half hour

Nothing like a car breakdown to totally fuck up your already precarious finances for (at least) the next month.

just saw a video about how harmful it is to put shoes on babies because their feet are still developing and wearing shoes regularly can make them grow wrong. and i thought damn. have i been reading too much into that hemingway story

Make a band singular:

Wet

An image of a wet weather scene, with a Scottish street overlooking further houses. Half the picture is cloud, with a wet road running up the centre and a red car in the foreground and a blue car behind it

Stunning return to normality. At least the rain's nice and warm.

One of those days where I cannot get up and running on anything. Cannot get comfortable. No music is hitting the spot. Just frustration.

Can we please start to transition Hanley out the Scotland squad? Good servant but we need to give younger heads time to impress

Almost expecting Trump to announce the trade deal with the UK, and for the UK team to turn around and say - 'no, that's not what was agreed...'

The Rock. Oh wait, he's already done that brainfart policy #CinemaMarALago

Unless he's planning on massive infrastructure upgrades across Ayrshire in the next few years, let him string Trump along for a wee bit

Canvas many Scots, did we?

Who cares?

Is this offer only valid in the USA, or are British fascist politicians fair game?

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All Fun and Games Until Somebody Loses An Eye While Playing With Lego.

The bestseller by @brookmyre.bsky.social

Aimed at Motherwell fans at St Mirren Park: 'Ach, away home ya six-toed Lanarkshire mutants'

My youngest brother bought me a Rob 'Golden Boots' Rivera PS4 controller holder. My PS4 is a glorified paperweight and I haven't a clue who the character is or what game they're from.

He followed this up by giving my then 2-year old son a pair of size 2 trainers. Adult size 2, that is.

Guess I need to clear out the garage before getting to grips with this

Not the ISS, but Star Trek TNG gives you Die Hard in Space in 'Starship Mine'

'The next stop is Baker Street'
Kyrie and I look at each other and smile. One of us is thinking Beelzebub Cucumberpatch. The other is thinking Gerry Baker, Sax solos, and 3pm on a Saturday.

Any chance of buying the rights to the SPFL? Please?

A winter scene showing a street covered in snow

Don't think I'm making the game today...

This. I read Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption loads while at school. Same for The Body.

A football stadium full of people, with the pitch in full view and two jets of flame crossing each other at the far side of the pitch

Well that was an enjoyable way to spend an evening.

Eventually.

New FM challenge, you say?

Mihai Popescu. Really enjoyed that 6-month stretch with him in our defence, even if his form took a dip in the run up to the play-off. It looked like he properly took the club to heart.

Really hoped he'd be back the following season but a permanent deal fell through (if I remember correctly)

Introduce yourself with some jobs you've done apart from what you do now:

🇮🇪 Part-time Student Representative at an Irish College
🚗 Pizza delivery driver around Dublin
🎧 Customer Service Rep in various call centres (10 years of my life I'll never get back)
🧮 Trainee Pension Administrator

Testing. Testing. One. Two. One. Two. Two. One. Two.

*taps mic*