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wheel of time making me cry bc elayne and aviendha being ~born again~ and becoming first sisters made me think of the twins lmao

I always tell Enzo to have a fun day when he leaves for school and this morning he said it back to me lol

enzo is mildly afraid of the asbury park guy

mermaid rash guard, lord of the rings t shirts

good mail day, the duality of enzo

One of our 3 neighborhood Janes is retiring and moving out of fishtown 🥲 I can’t believe i met her when I was dumb as shit and like 23 and now she’s seen me have a bunch of children and helped us all cross the street 🥲🥲🥲

Does the X files flukeman count

our mister softee came to our door to give enzo a toy mister softee truck tonight 🥲

like why is that a joke to you…are you truly so unfunny…

love when people stop in front of my open windows to loudly talk about the cool cargo bike but how “the kid would take the brunt of the impact and you stay safe”….what in the hell is wrong with all of you!!! five grown ass adults probably going to their stupid fucking brunch on frankford ave.

The line was very long and the ground was muddy so we didn’t even attempt. We bought him a sword tho lol

I hope they let children do archery at the renn faire we’re attending tomorrow. Enzo will lose his goddamn mind

I thought my twins might be geminis but they decided to wait until their actual eviction date in cancer season. I’m like cmon guys this would’ve been funnier

There were knights of columbus guys with their little swords at my grandpas viewing and funeral and Enzo was like “are they gonna sword my great grandfather ??” Yes sword is a verb in our household

I can’t wait for Enzo to one day repeat “driving a car is inherently antisocial” bc I somehow have a reason to say it every time we go for a walk

ate a hoagie outside today 😌

fio has learned how to clap. babies are the best

Got some seeds from reanimator yesterday :)

Tonight some friends were explaining their household scheduling/tasks/etc methods. Wife uses a shared calendar. Husband uses FUCKING JIRA OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD.

Last night we turned off the hobbit at around 8 to do bed time stuff and enzo started crying and saying “the big battle is coming up” (it wasn’t but nice try my guy)

Enzo is really growing up because he asked for a drink of water while in the bath instead of just drinking the bath water 🥲

Staying up too late to Make Time For Myself 🙂

There’s a horn sound in the second hobbit movie that sounds exactly like the first second of Carly Rae Jepsen’s run away with me

The babies had their first dal tonight. They loved it just like their big brother :,)

My period hasn’t come back yet but I’ve been a bitch for like a week and I just ate 3 spoonfuls of Nutella and potato chips so…is it *really* not back yet 🧐

It’s so unserious to apologize for profanity on this parade broadcast. If children are watching this they are probably Philadelphia eagles fans and this is barely the worst they’ve ever heard lmao

Bro won’t stop saying Logan circle

Watching the eagles parade on tv. Makes me want a hoagie real bad.

Didn’t go to broad st in 2018 because I had to open at my stupid ass coffee shop job in the morning. Didn’t go to broad st tonight because I have 3 children. Life comes at you fast.

Got nick sirianni wet as hell looking like that horrifying seal commercial

Whomst cursed the chiefs this is insane