@firastopher.bsky.social
The artist formerly currently known as Firastopher 🇵🇸
it’s like “am I happy in this relationship?” Idk…but am I having fun! also idk…but hey I get to have sex every 8-14 days so!
10.07.2023 19:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*obama if he was at a bar* uuuh let me have beer
10.07.2023 16:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
4th consecutive short work week
10.07.2023 16:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah! I just wish I knew how to read :/
06.07.2023 19:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
still haven’t finished this book I started in october ijbol
06.07.2023 17:29 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Honestly I’m always saying “the answer is MORE social media!”
06.07.2023 17:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Can’t do this “work” thing much longer
05.07.2023 21:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0when you think about we’re all lowkey chained to the rhythm
04.07.2023 23:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Americans learn any other country’s national holidays challenge
04.07.2023 19:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Clintoris x Nurtec when??
04.07.2023 17:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lady Gaga:
04.07.2023 17:11 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0being part of a tree planting org in canada is so laughable like we really only have 12 ideal workable weeks to get everything we need done before the ground freezes over and shit gets delayed
04.07.2023 16:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Seeing a Skweet with 4 likes and tagging Ellen in the reply
04.07.2023 01:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0researching an “Israeli-Palestinian” restaurant’s politics before visiting is a full time job idc how good your hummus is, are you supporting apartheid???
03.07.2023 20:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0do they have porn accounts on here or do we have to make our peace with that loss too?
03.07.2023 15:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
03.07.2023 15:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
if clintoris has 100k followers I am one of them if clintoris has 300 followers I am one of them if clintoris has no followers then my rate limit exceeded
03.07.2023 15:15 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
on the clock on a holiday monday why does god hate me
03.07.2023 14:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0can I spread misinformation to thwart my nemeses and say things like “I’m gonna kill myself” on here or are these guys uncool too?
02.07.2023 20:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0👆🏼👆🏼this!! 😂😂😂😂😂
02.07.2023 20:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I need everyone I’ve ever dated to fall off the face of the earth if they’re gonna keep being weird when we have these run-ins on nights out
02.07.2023 19:43 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0wait is this not the trump app?
02.07.2023 17:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0tip #1 don’t be afraid to be yourself
tip #2 have fun!
buttered toast sprinkled with cinnamon sugar!!
02.07.2023 15:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
DIVA DOWN. CLOCKED AND LOADED 😭
02.07.2023 03:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0that’s what I called the poop stains in my underwear when I was a kid
02.07.2023 03:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Twitter? I hardly know her!
02.07.2023 01:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
