Heathers Salty. Chinga la Migra

I have unlocked a new pet peeve. Bad medical billers. I swear to god stop making shit worse. The field already sucks without your damn help.

I just watched a video of a chick approaching a dog and the dog’s human had to yell at her “SHE’S NOT FRIENDLY” and I feel that.

❤️

QOTD: If I called someone a Twatzi, who would you assume I was referring to?

Me but with my puppy for the last two weeks.

I have a food fixation of cottage cheese with tomatoes and avocado lately, but it also gives me the icks almost every time I eat it. I don’t understand why my brain is so annoying

*ART*

Super Bowl bound!!! Go Hawks!!!!

That catch was so money omg

Still simmering in rage today, how’s everyone else doing?

Time to stay salty.

Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.

White. Hot. Rage.

People need to learn to put content warnings on their videos.

Oh that’s nothing

Ive been blowing my nose like crazy for a few days and now I have a tiny pimple under my nostril and basically I think I should just croak rather than have to deal with this kind of torture.

Taylor Swift should call more men a bitch.

People making me make non work decisions, while I’m working, feels like fighting words

I think they did a demo for Alaska yacht trips and it never aired so I don’t think it was interesting enough

Unless they bring back Kate Chastain and then I’d obviously watch.

I watch almost every reality show known to man and I think this is where I would draw the line. Respectfully of course.

So so poorly. I’m not even trying to manage it anymore, I’m just letting it fly

I have an ice pack and a heating pad on my body right now. A Memoir.

Mine gets the snip snip tomorrow and I’m already dreading not being able to feed him in the morning. He’s going to harass me so hard.

He’s bullying me.

My lab puppy is great, as long as I do exactly what he wants to do, exactly when he wants to do it.

I’m so PNW that I bought a new sun lamp and it gave me a headache.

(I’m in WA)

I’m gonna go to bed at 9pm tonight. Like 9pm Eastern.

Just told someone my spoons are rusted and they didn’t understand what I was referring to and man, how I envy them 😮‍💨

Currently on year 438 of sautéing onions, undecided whether my house smells amazing or horrible.