Andymonium

Can’t stop watching this guy get Silent Movie Slapsticked to death and then still making a play

First off: how dare u and second: Shinedown square

I am older now than Pete Falk was when he began playing "Columbo" and I will never be at peace with that

I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

Insurers retreat from AI cover as risk of multibillion-dollar claims mounts AIG, Great American and WR Berkley seek permission to limit liability from AI agents and chatbots

This is the technological equivalent of not being able to get your house insured in Florida, and for similar reasons.

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We watched a Tubi Original horror movie called Match, about the worst possible dating app match, and had a blast; it's the modern equivalent of bringing home something stupid from the video rental and discovering it's actually massively entertaining. B-movies are still getting made! Who knew.

Pope Leo on the mic.

P-p-p-poper face, p-p-poper face

The Omen (1976)

X-2 not even hitting 50% for female is deeply funny

But I repeat myself

"Your sound card works perfectly."
WarCraft II: Tides of Darkness (MS-DOS, 1995) #DOSGaming

I have never felt so seen

I will scream an ear off about the tyranny of bloodless, joyless, rote hyperrealism for HOURS

The Frieren meme where an inexperienced artist has trouble drawing Frieren, a silver-haired elven woman with pigtails and red earrings, from a difficult angle. I offer my own take on her based on how goofy anime from the 90s used to do it.

Sometimes you’re just from when you’re from.

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

English majors finally getting their revenge on CompSci.

this was made specifically for me

One more thing:
THIS GOES FOR YOURSELF TOO
Celebrate YOU too

I don't think anyone in ICE or the administration expected how hot resistance would get

a scene from 2024 Nosferatu showing characters gathered in front of a christmas tree

rewatching Nosferatu to get me into the holiday spirit 🎄🕯️

Goddamn dude, just go ahead knock 25 percent off my 401k and get on with it, I can't take much more of this.

i’m not interested in being an influencer. I’m a thought provoker. A truth seeker. I want you to see the world for what it is and accrue that knowledge instead of avoid it. I want to imbue you with deep ideas you’ve never thought of befMiles Edgeworth is a Powerbottom.

I do not use Windows but if you do, here's how to make your computer better

I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists

Working on my games backlog just got a LOT messier because Kingdom Hearts went on sale and whoops my finger slipped

Excited to have ZERO idea what's going on but also Goofy is there

America's first ever esports champion was Rebecca Heineman, a trans woman. She went on to found some of your favorite video game studios and worked on your favorite video games. Next time you see somebody rail about 'woke' and 'DEI'
Remember that.
Remember her.

oedipus: that's not a riddle.

sphinx: DO IT.

oedipus: 100 percent not a riddle. you aren't even asking a question, just making a demand.

sphinx: DO IT.

oedipus: it's not a riddle.

sphinx: MAKE A TIER LIST OF WHICH BIONICLES ARE THE MOST FUCKABLE. DO IT.

If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.

It is genuinely incredible to me how much evidence there is to support investing in the public good and how much animus there is to do this simple, effective thing.

Now that I've had a week to recover from last stream, let's play some more Myst IV: Revelation, where we're tuning a sci-fi piano on Floating Crystal Planet because puzzle games are totally normal and reasonable:

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I’m extremely serious when I say that to solve the masculinity crisis we must bring back Jackass