At Last I'm Correctly "LaserWolf!"

You're just making me sad now

You'd have to pay me to take it. And then what would I do with it?

Just couldn't resist, could you?

There are reasonable solutions when you're ready to hear them

I think you misspelled "make large cash donations to"

I was beginning to think you didn't care for us anymore

He's trying so hard to coax me out of social media retirement

HEY

Laserwolf and Rhubarb chewing on a steampunk gear for the camera, Megaplex 2013

Back when the world was our calamari, Megaplex 2013

#FursuitFriday

DO WANT, DO WANT, OMG DO WANT, LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE!!

Like, in fear? Or in shock?

You wouldn't be this cruel even to me

Mlem!

Happy Wolfenoot to all who celebrate!

And to @vermyfox.bsky.social for reasons

Did you do the work or did White Wolf make factory repairs?

It's a kinder, gentler Vermy! 😊

Biologists Confirm Foxes Sneakiest Little Fuckers In Animal Kingdom BOULDER, CO—Validating the widely held suspicion about those sly bastards, biologists at the University of Colorado, Boulder confirmed Tuesday that foxes are without a doubt the sneakiest little fucke...

I probably won't be the first to tease @vermyfox.bsky.social with this, but at last at last the truth comes out!

theonion.com/biologists-c...

It's true!

...that actually might be a cute drawing

This seems a good time to raise a reasonable objection

Credit where credit is due, it's right up @vermyfox.bsky.social's alley

I knew it. There just had to be one wolf you loved.

Crying wolf

You're the reason a wolf cries

Which one is meeeeee?

But will I look great? Will I have the whole world on a plate?

Hey! I'm only five weeks away from my first public reappearance since 2017! I can't be showing up with welts...

You're too far away to monitor our meals.

Coyotes are a gateway species to you know what

Context matters

That's NOT WHAT I MEANT