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Is it worth owt?

I’ve saw Kiss live about 10 years ago and was pretty impressed although I’m not really a fan. I think Geddy Lee said they learnt a lot from them about stagecraft when they supported them in the 70s.

Back off the mic!

No, they’re MY fantasy dinner guests.

That was the Permanent Waves warm up tour.

I imagine that they’ll see how this tour goes before looking at possible European dates in
2027.

Raiders of the Last Jedi is a classic.

people having a go at taylor swift's music probably haven't even heard any of his songs

Anthony Gordon's dedication to recreating all of Princess Diana's iconic looks is to be admired

The “problem with this country” is the people who should be running it are busy cutting hair and driving taxis, obviously.

Yeah, I mean the lanes are marked out and everything.

What, the man who was fired twice from newspapers for making shit up?

Or did he hear that he was in the running for best player and scored the o.g to troll the app users?

Yes, all extremists are dangerous and always have been, regardless of their political leaning.

What wonderful pictures you paint.

If this doesn’t include The A Team, I’m not interested.

Good catch.

Death by Ceefax. Waiting for your team’s score to come round.

Nobody ever talks about that rule.

He has but he’s made a lot of mistakes.

They’re interchangeable as far as I can see.

Not based on today’s performance.

True. Impressed with Cunha & Mbeumo. A decent keeper and that’s a 0-0 draw against a very good team.

Schadenfreud: to derive enjoyment from mother people's misfortune

It’s a fancy friendly with a trophy for some reason.

RECREATE that freeform jazz experience by throwing a squeaky toy into a tumble dryer, then stroking your chin and nodding.

It was always my dream to be a professional fruit broiler.

A researcher for a 1930s street directory knocked on the Hulme front door of Matt Busby, then a Man City player, and asked his occupation. It appeared in the directory, due to his Lanarkshire accent, as 'fruit broiler'. (h/t Andy Spinoza, 'Manchester Unspun').

Awesome. I hope that’s real.