Geoff Parrell • Numb Phase Design

I wish I could unread When The Wolf Comes Home by Nat Cassidy so I could read it again for the first time. This book is an experience.

I keep receiving absolute banger lines for a new story. Like the universe is telling me to write this one. It feels so natural and authentic to me. It's like all of the pieces are falling from the sky and landing at my feet. All I have to do is pick them up and place them where they fit.

I'm sorry, there seems to have been some sort of misunderstanding. I wanted a package shipped from the US to Canada, not to the fucking moon. Ugh

Kinda unfair that I have to actually write a book in order to do an author signing. I'm getting real tired of being escorted out of bookstores.

Bullhorn at the bus stop is not cutting it

I am realizing my 1000 word short story may be way too icky for publishers. Now what?

Few new premades!

60 US full wrap

COVER REVEAL AND CHALLENGE ACCOUNTABILITY THREAD!!

The cover was provided by @geoffparrell.bsky.social 🖤

Challenge information can be found in the 🧵

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillow cases? They're really make head lines.

Which book cover will be the one that makes everyone fall in love with me?

I loved these books and can't wait for the next book!

characters as well as the author — Nobody writes grief this deep without experiencing it. You won't see the twists coming. The entire series is eloquently written, exceptionally narrated, and profoundly important (to anyone who has experienced loss and grief to know that they are not alone).

I devoured all 3 audiobooks in 2 days! The Haunting of the Whispering House series is right up my alley. If you like your haunted house dripping with heartaching grief, this is the series for you. There is something deeply personal between the lines of these books that makes you feel for the

Only the other carnies know this about her...but here in the Bible belt, word spreads quicker than she anticipates and as she's cleaning her crystal ball one night, her own misfortune is shown to her.....

And the winner is... Tracey Nudd! With her pitch for The Misfortune Teller

A traveling circus has a "fortune teller" on their team. Surprisingly - she's actually the real deal. However, what she sees in her crystal ball is always tragedy, trauma, horrors beyond imagination.

Today is the last day for pitches. You could be going home with an absolutely free ebook and full wrap cover.

How has no one pitched Elder yet?! Anywho, enter the giveaway if you dare muhahaha. As always, no phoney baloney fake art was used in the making of these covers. 💯 legit, no shit.

Apologies for the spammy posts. I'm really trying to push this giveaway. After the draw on Friday, all of my older covers will only be on my website. That said... join us for the pitch party!

Oh no! Hope you feel better soon

Let's hear those pitches 📢

TIME FOR A COVER GIVEAWAY!

Comment with your title & pitch your story for one of these covers, and my wife will pick a winner on Friday, July 11th. Full wrap included. One entry per person.

Good luck!

*Bluesky is not affiliated with this giveaway*

What a good boy!

Are custom human-made cover giveaways still a thing? Are human people still into that sort of thing? Or is it all so last year?

If I were to offer a custom human-made cover design, would any fellow humans be interested in a human designed horror book cover?

I am definitely a human 👀

Having beers in the woods for the 3rd day in a row! Family, campfire, and snacks. Can't ask for better!

Thank you, Yolanda!!!

It's my birthday! To celebrate turning 41, I am offering all of these full wrap covers for 41 buckaroos. Today only!

Let's make some beautiful books!

More covers in comments.

My birthday is in 3 days. If anyone is wondering, I wear a size big scary books 📚

Cool hangout idea:
I invite you over for a drink. When you get there, it's just a car-sized storage locker with 2 chairs and a table in the middle. On the table is a bottle of scotch, 2 glasses, and a bluetooth speaker. We sit, drink, and listen to punk rock. It's a good time.