There’s no place to go but up when you’re the bottom of the barrel.

Remember when "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" tried to teach us about tariffs and no one was paying attention

I guess the Easter egg roll s out of the question.

He looks ill. Shady Vance will knock him off within a year.

Nothing about Matt Gaetz nomination? STFU.

I’ve been hoping some ambitious reporter would talk to Madison Cawthorn.

Constipated I think.

Joe has always been a blowhard. I usually fast-forward through him anyway, but now I’ve just turned it off. He has every right to change his mind about Trump. I have every right not to watch him.

IDK about exclusive.

We are NOT going wait for them to come for anyone! NOW is the time to speak out, to show them they’re picking a fight they can’t win. There are MILLIONS more good people than there are MAGA NAZIs, so if we lock arms against tyranny to defend each other, we can stop this BS before it starts!

My queen says hello. Cali was found in the bushes as a tiny baby at my grandson’s school. She certainly doesn’t remember her humble beginnings.

Who? Matt Gaetz? Oh he’s the coffee boy.