Vikki

OMG! Your Mother’s Day column just popped up in my mailbox and I forgot how much I loved you and forgot BlueSky existed and forgot my Limmerent Object was on here and I feel so alive and yet defeated again and I think I thank you?

Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child

Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child

They also interned their fellow Americans. And upheld Jim Crow laws.
This country has always sucked.

Career suicide. Most of their fans are MAGA

DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users WASHINGTON—Warning that the highly suspicious individuals constituted a threat to the country’s safety and cultural unity, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security announced plans Monday to create a national registry of Duolingo users. “For unknown reasons, there are people in this country attempting to learn foreign languages ranging from Italian to Japanese, and we need […]

DHS Begins National Registry Of Duolingo Users
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In 2023, Trump told Sean Hannity “nobody wants to buy” electric vehicles, “the people don’t want them.”

Flashback:

I KNEW it!

I KNEW it

The real president always keeps watch over his puppet

Trump Unable To Focus In Meeting As Pressure Of Booking Kennedy Center Summer Jazz Series Looms WASHINGTON—Amid efforts to prove himself as an effective chair of the performing arts organization, President Donald Trump was reportedly unable to focus in a national security meeting Friday, distracted by the pressure of booking the Kennedy Center’s upcoming Summer Jazz Series. According to sources, the sound of his Cabinet members’ voices was essentially white noise […]

Trump Unable To Focus In Meeting As Pressure Of Booking Kennedy Center Summer Jazz Series Looms
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A dictatorship that kills people from democracies if they say something inconvenient hosting another dictatorship that does the same and a country run by a wannabe dictator who wants people jailed for saying anything inconvenient gathered to decide the fate of a democracy that wasn’t even invited?

More of this, America.

It’s like the rotisserie chicken paradox!

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

@cgflisek.bsky.social welcome aboard, baby

Canadian hockey star speaks out:

🚨🚨🚨Ontario Premier Doug Ford has announced that the province will remove all American alcohol products from Liquor Control Board of Ontario (LCBO) shelves, affecting nearly $1 billion worth of U.S. wine, beer, spirits, and seltzers and eliminate American products from its catalog.

Good news! It looks like @monroecountycommunitycollege has inclusive bathrooms. Let’s support this drop of rain in the arid Monroe, MI desert

You better don’t

ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child

ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child
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I’m Trying to get on I94. Only in Taylor, Mi.

It has been weaponized

‘We were wrong’: Convicted U.S. Capitol rioter turns down Trump pardon - National | Globalnews.ca Pamela Hemphill, once nicknamed "MAGA Granny," says she plans to file a letter of rejection for the president's pardon of her participation in the Jan. 6 riot.

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This meant the world to me. There is a glimmer of hope

Confused Trump Autographs Swearing-In Bible Before Handing It Back To Justice Roberts

Confused Trump Autographs Swearing-In Bible Before Handing It Back To Justice Roberts
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Actually this IS my circus but I have no idea whose monkeys those are so needless to say I’m concerned

PRG: what is Laos