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He's a large balding wishful male anglo.

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Comic. [A chemical formula trailing off the right side] C1076 H1080 Ac1067 Ag1069 Al1075 Am1026 Ar1075 As1070 At1047 Au1069 B1071 Ba1070 Be [caption] The approximate chemical formula for the universe

Comic. [A chemical formula trailing off the right side] C1076 H1080 Ac1067 Ag1069 Al1075 Am1026 Ar1075 As1070 At1047 Au1069 B1071 Ba1070 Be [caption] The approximate chemical formula for the universe

Chemical Formula

xkcd.com/3200/

30.01.2026 02:14 — 👍 2243    🔁 243    💬 38    📌 13
Un type est accueilli par un démon dans un paysage en flammes. 
"Vous êtes ici parce que vous avez voté pour Trump." 
Deuxième case, tout alentour n'est que ruines, meurtre et désolation. 
"Je suis mort ? 
- Nope."

Un type est accueilli par un démon dans un paysage en flammes. "Vous êtes ici parce que vous avez voté pour Trump." Deuxième case, tout alentour n'est que ruines, meurtre et désolation. "Je suis mort ? - Nope."

Alex Lévesque avait tout prévu en 2017 déjà

25.01.2026 10:15 — 👍 756    🔁 253    💬 4    📌 3
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Initial conditions:
m1=71.9 m2=21.9 m3=14.0 (solar masses)
v1x=-2.453 v1y=-4.35 v2x=-4.167 v2y=0.366 v3x=6.236 v3y=-6.95 (km/s)
x1=13.0 y1=31.0 x2=4.0 y2=2.0 x3=-4.0 y3=-3.0 (AU from center)
Music: Prelude in C-Sharp Minor – Rachmaninoff

22.01.2026 07:28 — 👍 30    🔁 7    💬 4    📌 1
Doctor Who Sings - Doctor in Distress
YouTube video by Doctor Who Sings Doctor Who Sings - Doctor in Distress

It was inevitable. #DoctorWho
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfFa...

21.01.2026 08:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Unbelievable. I told the Sky News guy to fuck off with his questions and now *that* is the story.
This hungry beast is insatiable.
How’s that Royal Commission into Murdoch media going?

12.01.2026 11:43 — 👍 1946    🔁 410    💬 144    📌 27
London Underground and a pigeon flying

London Underground and a pigeon flying

Bird in The Window

I'm very pleased with the outcome of this pigeon puddle photo taken at Barons Court London Underground station. I love that it's a multiple reflection shot, puddle and window!

#photography

13.01.2026 07:45 — 👍 170    🔁 12    💬 3    📌 1

More websites should approach UI design like Wikipedia: find something that works and stick with it for a while. Much rather use a good design from a decade ago, than a UI that is chopping and changing to keep up with the latest trends.

09.01.2026 21:55 — 👍 212    🔁 10    💬 15    📌 1
The Happiness List - 2026 Australian Lamb ad
YouTube video by Australian Lamb The Happiness List - 2026 Australian Lamb ad

"...and Sweden's got saunas but we've got Townsville"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2uv...

06.01.2026 11:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Initial conditions:
m1=119.9 m2=96.3 m3=115.2 (solar masses)
v1x=-3.116 v1y=-4.137 v2x=-5.739 v2y=1.664 v3x=-6.941 v3y=6.147 (km/s)
x1=5.0 y1=-30.0 x2=29.0 y2=24.0 x3=35.0 y3=-24.0 (AU from center)
Music: Prelude in G Minor – Rachmaninoff

06.01.2026 07:03 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

#DoctorWho, mostly.

05.01.2026 11:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Initial conditions:
m1=97.8 m2=130.8 m3=89.0 (solar masses)
v1x=-6.806 v1y=-1.184 v2x=3.172 v2y=1.147 v3x=4.488 v3y=-4.358 (km/s)
x1=33.0 y1=32.0 x2=28.0 y2=1.0 x3=-3.0 y3=24.0 (AU from center)
Music: Dune (2021) Medley – Zimmer

05.01.2026 07:07 — 👍 28    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0

I expect the crate of beer will help with that.

22.12.2025 08:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Artists, quote with something silly!

18.12.2025 07:45 — 👍 135    🔁 19    💬 0    📌 1
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Initial conditions:
m1=78.2 m2=75.5 m3=47.0 (solar masses)
v1x=5.958 v1y=5.697 v2x=6.152 v2y=6.715 v3x=5.242 v3y=-4.399 (km/s)
x1=11.0 y1=32.0 x2=20.0 y2=-21.0 x3=-21.0 y3=-12.0 (AU from center)
Music: Symphony No. 5 (1st Mvmt) – Beethoven

16.12.2025 07:14 — 👍 24    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Once, many years ago, on the second day, after more than twelve hours of an eight player game, this card was drawn and the player literally flipped the game board. #Talisman

08.12.2025 10:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Bronze plaque saying "A Letter to the Future. Ok is the first Icelandic glacier to lose its status as a glacier. In the next 200 years all our glaciers are expected to follow the same path. This monument is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it.  August 2019. 415ppm CO2"

Bronze plaque saying "A Letter to the Future. Ok is the first Icelandic glacier to lose its status as a glacier. In the next 200 years all our glaciers are expected to follow the same path. This monument is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it. August 2019. 415ppm CO2"

TIL about a memorial ceremony in Iceland in 2019 to mark the end of a glacier, changing the place name from Okjökull to Ok (jökull = glacier). Uncompromising wording on the bronze plaque:
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".

07.12.2025 17:17 — 👍 12806    🔁 5253    💬 114    📌 188
Doctor Who Sings - Defying Gravity
YouTube video by Doctor Who Sings Doctor Who Sings - Defying Gravity

Ace! #DoctorWho
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPC2...

05.12.2025 10:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Happy World Linguistics Day from Canberra, Australia.

26.11.2025 07:58 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Initial conditions:
m1=94.3 m2=43.1 m3=113.6 (solar masses)
v1x=6.431 v1y=1.187 v2x=-4.102 v2y=2.389 v3x=-4.702 v3y=-0.067 (km/s)
x1=-9.0 y1=1.0 x2=25.0 y2=-22.0 x3=-23.0 y3=-29.0 (AU from center)
Music: First Step (Interstellar) – Zimmer

26.11.2025 07:04 — 👍 23    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0
Grandiloquent Word of the Day logo - Sepia-toned graphic with a baroque Victorian typeface and an illustration of a woman who appears to have been caught in the act of cleaning by another woman.

Grandiloquent Word of the Day logo - Sepia-toned graphic with a baroque Victorian typeface and an illustration of a woman who appears to have been caught in the act of cleaning by another woman.

Scurryfunge [SKUR-ee-funj]
(v.)
- To rush around cleaning the house when company is on their way over.
(n.)
- The act of rushing to clean one’s home in preparation for impending company.

22.11.2025 02:09 — 👍 212    🔁 66    💬 9    📌 15
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No AI art please
Thanks

12.11.2025 22:08 — 👍 90    🔁 25    💬 0    📌 2

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

20.11.2025 17:32 — 👍 10783    🔁 8029    💬 326    📌 790
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Kids, you don’t know how easy you have it. In my day, when someone bent the rules so kids could have fun with D&D, you couldn’t instantly rage post on your phone.
No, you went home, fired up the Smith-Corona, hammered out a salty editorial, and mailed it to 8 confused subscribers two months later. 😅

17.11.2025 05:09 — 👍 101    🔁 20    💬 8    📌 0
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Initial conditions:
m1=130.2 m2=137.4 m3=41.2 (solar masses)
v1x=0.951 v1y=-5.204 v2x=-3.315 v2y=-0.902 v3x=-5.806 v3y=5.878 (km/s)
x1=20.0 y1=-31.0 x2=32.0 y2=12.0 x3=-6.0 y3=-10.0 (AU from center)
Music: Battlestar Sonatica (BSG) – McCreary

16.11.2025 07:05 — 👍 18    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0
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crazy

IG em_clarkson

14.11.2025 02:54 — 👍 11080    🔁 2513    💬 157    📌 225
The Gillies Report  Il Dismissale
YouTube video by NockturneSA The Gillies Report Il Dismissale

Never forget this most extraordinary rendition of the Whitlam Dismissal from the "Gillies Report" ABC TV
Still thrilled to have been a bit player in the BEST of Australian satire!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp7f...

11.11.2025 05:00 — 👍 210    🔁 67    💬 25    📌 6
A close up of an Eastern Rosella with its head tucked over its back. In the background are some unripe ornamental plums.

A close up of an Eastern Rosella with its head tucked over its back. In the background are some unripe ornamental plums.

Lovely Eastern Rosella napping in our front yard yesterday afternoon.

10.11.2025 01:59 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Doctor Who Sings - A Season 2 Medley
YouTube video by Doctor Who Sings Doctor Who Sings - A Season 2 Medley

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-wX... (featuring www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXLN...)

07.11.2025 09:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If comets are like cats, and planetary scientists have been studying domestic cats, tigers, leopards, jaguars, etc., of our solar system for many years, then comet 3I/ATLAS barges in like a serval or ocelot on an unbound e=6 orbit from somewhere else 😂. But it still purrs and scratches
#3IATLAS

31.10.2025 20:54 — 👍 23    🔁 5    💬 3    📌 1

Yes. Yes it is.

05.11.2025 11:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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