bumblebee.

that was a good 8 years ago, a queen ahead of the trends ig

not the point but i was once on tl laughing abt the first time i heard abt bigfoot erotica and oomf went, oh yeah, the mum of my friend writes those. like okay damn

re-ordering the english language is part of project 2025, ig

makes me realise i don't use words where they don't belong enough - "beautiful" beef etc

again bc i realised yet again i can't stand my colleagues

not to be a downer but maybe our natural conclusion lmao

maybe ai will enslave us all in the future bc everyone will be simply too dumb to pull the plug lmao

this is what happens when you fire the DEI hires

THIS PICTURE HAS NEVER BEEN MORE ACCURATE

sitting by the river in kingston in the sun, will to live returned, etc

maybe astrology is real, maybe pisces season got to me. if i do not get in a relationship within the week, i might die

i did and i knew it's unlikely they'd respond but i would still be bummed out if they didn't

a friend whom i have not seen in forever seems to be in ldn but they never said anything, do i message them 🤨

listen, the list is long and spaces are not guaranteed

dropping hints i want to be invited over to my auntie's for easter: i am not doing anything for easter? do you know what you're doing?

in bg they make you fast before this but they don't here. my appointment is for 4pm on monday (work day) so idk what to do

we are doing a full blood screen because it turns out that the tgab test needs to be done with specialist equipment and we need an endo referral for that so they want a comprehensive test + my bg results to send over to them

* they were literally talking abt electing the pope but did not know the word?!?!?

i am so glad to be raising the general literacy in the office by teaching the lads new words, incl:
- conclave *
- it girl
- zeitgeist
- schadenfreude
- pastiche
- sinecure
- woebegone

i love how he always looks like he's up to something but also adorable 😭

A pencil sketch of a blob with eyes with a pencil and a briefcase sticking out of it. “This is the Employment Jelly. Reblog whenever the hell you like and you’ll get a job that you love and deserve.”

For so many reasons.

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Another world is possible. It's not one with flying cars and such, it's one where supposedly low-skilled workers join unions so that they can be paid a living wage and where the same companies actually demonstrate that they respect the humanity of the people they serve.

i think that was the gluten free diary free chocolate talking, i am better now

can't say this is going great, i need a relationship

going gluten and dairy free and trying to manage my stress levels bc of hashimoto's is crazy, it is actually starting to return my libido

gasped bc how did they know i had my candles on already

sorta over this week, can i just go home

😭😭😭

are we all not tired of our whole existence being a performance for everyone?