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Oh, that's why I like it, haha

08.11.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oooh. It's really pretty!

08.11.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Incredible

26.08.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm too moral for your kink, too moral for your kink

19.08.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Look at this cool photo I took last night!

16.08.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Ray nuzzling into Frank's neck for a good 15 seconds during I'm not ok is one of the cutest things I've ever seen

16.08.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow I'm glad!!

15.08.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It's shockingly good

14.08.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heather made me listen to stray kids songs on the way to Jersey! I am currently, alas, reading Conclave fic πŸ˜”

12.08.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmaooo thank you! I'm not offended or upset, I just think it was kind of dumb

12.08.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well what if I want to see pictures of my cats

12.08.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg this is HUGE, wow! Thank you!

11.08.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also can you link me to your primer???

11.08.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wasn't even fazed by that because it's such a trope here in the US tbh

11.08.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THIS. BAND.

11.08.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hiiiiiii missed u!! How you doing?

11.08.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

asjdghfsdsjdafgajsdh I DID NOT BUT NOW I WILL

10.08.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

have you SEEN this man. do you need photographical proof

10.08.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fandom should elaborate on the theme, though. I want someone to write a fic where they dunk his head in a bucket of state-approved gruel

10.08.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you get it! seemed a lil tone-deaf

10.08.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought he was actually eating it at first and was so impressed he managed to sing through his carb-coated throat

10.08.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the way he was just letting it fall out of his mouth, liz

10.08.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

oh shit they wore you down

10.08.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

anyway if we're friends and I'm for some reason not following you, please shoot me a message! Not being here much means I'm probably missing people (in the following sense; I miss all of you all for real actually)

10.08.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

EDIT EDIT EDIT HOW DID I NOT MENTION THE SPAGHETTI. Unhinged. UNHINGED

10.08.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

OH FUCK HOW DID I NOT MENTION THE SPAGHETTI

10.08.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

goddd when are they going to have locked accounts on this godforsaken app, why can everyone see my skeeeeets

10.08.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

impressive!! congratulations!

10.08.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And I get to see them again on FRIDAY!! I can't wait to see @inlovewithnight.bsky.social's reactions.

10.08.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I didn't know anything about the high concept behind this tour until we hit the road. H called it Gerard's world of make-believe and Gerard himself later referred to it as "some bullshit I made up." I love it when he makes up bullshit and the idea of a dictatorial country and commentary on the demands it makes of artists and the dangers of cooperating is a genuinely good one. It was so successful1! The perversion of the Black Parade from a literal embodiment of death carrying out the task of shepherding the dead to the afterlife into a tool used to further state violence! I loved it. I didn't even realize how much Gerard was acting the part until he started getting smiley towards the end of the album part of the set. And then goshhhhh they SO HAPPY. It was pouring out of them in the second set. 

The moon was gorgeous and full and they had a great view of it from the stage, and at one point G got distracted by it. Cute. 

The mayor of Belleville presented them the keys to the city and in return they gave him a sheaf of wheat and a wrapped up fish "from Draag." You can't make that shit up. 

It was very liberating to have one of the Draag rules be that you can only sing when you're unsure of the lyrics, although unfortunately I know almost every word of Black Parade and still sang nonstop. Call me WANTED I guess. 

Like all of their shows, it was that transcendent communal experience that left me both wrung out and full. E and I were talking about how polite everyone was getting out of the parking lot. At most venues in the DC area, getting out is a nightmare - everyone is cranky and rushing for the exit and you will be cut off unless you risk imminent collision or happen, after a dozen cars, upon someone willing to let you through. I don't think this is due to better manners of New Jersey folks but the way that show made you feel like part of a community.

I didn't know anything about the high concept behind this tour until we hit the road. H called it Gerard's world of make-believe and Gerard himself later referred to it as "some bullshit I made up." I love it when he makes up bullshit and the idea of a dictatorial country and commentary on the demands it makes of artists and the dangers of cooperating is a genuinely good one. It was so successful1! The perversion of the Black Parade from a literal embodiment of death carrying out the task of shepherding the dead to the afterlife into a tool used to further state violence! I loved it. I didn't even realize how much Gerard was acting the part until he started getting smiley towards the end of the album part of the set. And then goshhhhh they SO HAPPY. It was pouring out of them in the second set. The moon was gorgeous and full and they had a great view of it from the stage, and at one point G got distracted by it. Cute. The mayor of Belleville presented them the keys to the city and in return they gave him a sheaf of wheat and a wrapped up fish "from Draag." You can't make that shit up. It was very liberating to have one of the Draag rules be that you can only sing when you're unsure of the lyrics, although unfortunately I know almost every word of Black Parade and still sang nonstop. Call me WANTED I guess. Like all of their shows, it was that transcendent communal experience that left me both wrung out and full. E and I were talking about how polite everyone was getting out of the parking lot. At most venues in the DC area, getting out is a nightmare - everyone is cranky and rushing for the exit and you will be cut off unless you risk imminent collision or happen, after a dozen cars, upon someone willing to let you through. I don't think this is due to better manners of New Jersey folks but the way that show made you feel like part of a community.

Critiquing Gerard's conceptual art has always seemed so beside the point to me but unfortunatelyyyyyy I have to do it this time. I think the imagery they used for Draag was not it. When I first learned they were doing a dictatorship story I was like, oh, a timely commentary on the state of our country! And I think it still is a valid commentary but the Soviet imagery (mostly the fucking sheafs of wheat, and the Eastern European accent and the vaguely Greek/Cyrillic-inspired script) distanced the commentary from the here and made it much less effective. The enemies of the state all being white, too. Or maybe it's me making it all out to be a lot more deliberate than what Gerard really intended.

Critiquing Gerard's conceptual art has always seemed so beside the point to me but unfortunatelyyyyyy I have to do it this time. I think the imagery they used for Draag was not it. When I first learned they were doing a dictatorship story I was like, oh, a timely commentary on the state of our country! And I think it still is a valid commentary but the Soviet imagery (mostly the fucking sheafs of wheat, and the Eastern European accent and the vaguely Greek/Cyrillic-inspired script) distanced the commentary from the here and made it much less effective. The enemies of the state all being white, too. Or maybe it's me making it all out to be a lot more deliberate than what Gerard really intended.

My thoughts on last night's magical show. It's always amazing to see them play Jersey. Warning: the second screenshot is a MILD CRITIQUE, just be glad I'm not wanking about it on tumblr.

10.08.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

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