regina "vax and mask, save a life" giraffe

Apparently I still occasionally need a reminder that no, Regina, you really can't drink caffeine, even if it's just a small iced tea at noon, or your sleep cycle will be completely fucked up.

-love, Regina (who's completely awake at 3:45 in the goddamn morning)

"So... you're a racist, huh?"

(No, don't say this.)

Thanks for the info.

Happy Birthday!

I bet $100 that #15 Jane the Legend is in dueSouth fandom and knows more sex positions than those two guys could ever dream of!

www.askamanager.org/2025/08/the-...

I am looking for a roommate or 3, primarily because I enjoy living with people, and for my own safety and that of the animals I'm caring for.

It's a farmette situation just outside of Rochester, MN. Lots of space and quiet. I'm working out the details still but plz RT.

I see those Swiffer commercials where the floor is perfectly smooth and there's nothing left behind. Dude, I live in a 120 year old house. The cracks in the floors are so big, they could hide a chihuahua, nevermind clumps of cat fur.

Oh, absolutely. "A lot" is too much.

@sarahquaint.bsky.social *koff*

www.youtube.com/shorts/9GSq7...

I was thinking, "Eh, it's a lot but I don't hate it..." and then I got to the white bathroom with the red and actually said outloud , "Oh HELL NO!"

OMG.

Happy Birthday!!

when RFK says he wants to “end chronic disease,” what people hear is “he wants to cure us” but what he means is “i want to cull the weak”

THIS is why we DO SCIENCE!!

I remember the "get laid, get fucked" part but a) I don't remember what the part in front of it was and b) I have a vague memory of being startled about the second part, with the implication that I heard it a while without the addition and then at some point starting hearing the addition.

Ohh, I'm so sorry for your loss.

Sorry, forgot the link:

www.youtube.com/shorts/jsiNz...

Did... did someone get caught making chili from people?

I just saw this Babish short on YT and I feel like I'm missing the reference based on what people are saying in the comments.

Looks amazing!!

Before I saw the pic, I thought you were talking about the assshole orange bro not your delightful furry orange bro. 😆

Yikes!

I think of the character on NCIS, which is not a bad thing.

Happy Happy Birthday!!

Happy Birthday!

There's no excuse for this. There's only about 47 million videos on youtube on how to make a good (cheap) salsa.

For reasons that don't need explaining at this juncture...

Please just ignore anything related to the new Harry Potter show. Do not give it your time or attention. If you see something about it, remember that part of every dollar it earns is used to hurt real trans people.

Yes, please!!

I think your dishwasher has been possessed by the spirit of a cat.

Happy Birthday!!