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One of my fav villagers- I’m back for the upgrade lets goooooooo

I need to get high and watch House of the Dead again. So amazingly dumb

Haha true it’s what I needed at the time

My favorite scene of The Office is when a sad Michael shuts himself in his office and blasts Lullaby by Shawn Mullins to drown out the world

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Samurai Pizza Cats!

Haha yes

Swann Holloway from Lost Records Bloom and Rage.

These are the performances that won me over in 2025:

✅️Lea Seydoux as Fragile (DS2)
✅️Lucy Griffiths as Alva (Eriksholm)
✅️Amelia Tyler as Hecate (Hades 2)
✅️Kimberly Woods as Alta (Wanderstop)
✅️Takaya Kuroda as Michi (Promise Mascot Agency)
✅️Olivia Lepore as Swann Holloway (Lost Records)

Women rule.

Spice up your 5K

I need to memorize a SquareSpace ad so when someone films me in public without my consent I can just become an ad

That guys face behind her tho he’s goin through it- he’s like remembering Jean Claud’s drug night

The bizarre history of Street Fighter: The Movie Sex, drugs and hadoukens.

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I Put 100+ hours into both Marvels Avengers and Anthem no one likes those games but I do 🫠

BEST DINO! I have this set I need to build it

yeah we have a few things to add but I bought a mix to avoid effort!

weve been on the hunt for actually spicy mapo tofu mix and its never, there has to be a secret store with the hot stuff

There’s something so American about your Funko Pop shipment vying for flight priority with actual people crossing the country to see loved ones.

I’m just a guy standing in front of a streaming service ready to catch feels about a previous season of Great Food Truck Race

As a member of the jury a DoorDash would convince me

Lol

Low stakes hot take- If you’re a jerk food truck crew in the food truck race in food network - never gettin my business

That’s pretty much the deal, yeah 😬

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I wish this was that show You Can’t Do That On Television

Hey folks- wherever you are in the US- Hungover Garfield is here to remind you to vote if you haven’t. That’s it. Participate.

I imagine Lembas bread really tasted like the edge of a pop tart that isn’t frosted or filled.

I dunno bout yall but it’s been a year- going to fall back another hour

A child has cursed our house - they’ve written a string of “6-7”s in chalk along the front of the house- we can’t leave the property- things in the house are moving on their own

Well I was gonna sleep another hour cause the clocks fell back but our doggo doesn’t understand daylight savings so gonna play some borderlands 2 on Switch

Up at 5:30AM cause Paloma doesn’t understand daylight savings