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Ryanthomjohn

@ryanthomjohn.bsky.social

Hanging out in Seattle with my awesome girlfriend and our dog CRANKY Paloma. I’m either a Gen X or Elder Millennial- depending on who we’re mad at. Love videogames- anime- absurdity.

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Latest posts by ryanthomjohn.bsky.social on Bluesky

that positive energy!!!!

09.02.2026 20:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Post a banger not in English
youtu.be/N2odfjNMZVQ?...

09.02.2026 18:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a group of people are playing a game with plates on the floor . ALT: a group of people are playing a game with plates on the floor .

Returning to office next week, time to go out in style (jokes for legal reasons) ;)

09.02.2026 18:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

love that he is genuinely soaking it in

09.02.2026 04:14 — 👍 24    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

90% chance that Trumps tweets tonight will be insane and about the Super Bowl

09.02.2026 03:49 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Bad Bunny’s show was awesome a what a production- also I made this nacho dip thing cause we hate structural chips

09.02.2026 02:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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BREAKING: The Epstein survivors are releasing this ad on this Super Bowl Sunday to send the message that they will not “move on” from the largest sex trafficking scandal in the world. #standwithsurvivors

08.02.2026 17:07 — 👍 44288    🔁 16895    💬 965    📌 960

I don’t even watch football but like - the home team man! Making nachos, drinking rainier, cheering for tha hawks.

Also shout out to the sega Genesis for teaching me the basic rules of football in my teens

08.02.2026 17:18 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The legend of “my dude” continues in DQ7

06.02.2026 07:32 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Hit up the new El Rinconsito in South Seattle very good and a much closer location to redeem my free taco after an epic sounders match

05.02.2026 21:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Keeping it simple tonight cause we had baked potato for lunch

05.02.2026 03:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sleepy Paloma

03.02.2026 04:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It got me laughing too

03.02.2026 04:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The subtitles for the show I’m watching just used *dolphins groaning* to explain dolphin noises

03.02.2026 04:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Something something “Nintendo seal of quality” 🫠

03.02.2026 03:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Picard wearing a very stupid-looking metallic eye mask in Star Trek: TNG s7e17, "Masks"

Picard wearing a very stupid-looking metallic eye mask in Star Trek: TNG s7e17, "Masks"

When your custom character appears in a cutscene

02.02.2026 22:41 — 👍 1159    🔁 123    💬 29    📌 10
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I have never wanted to go bathroom more than right now while our contractor had to turn the water off to do some work. My mind and body are cruel!

02.02.2026 23:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe it's a Ryan thing - I just wanna play something interesting, which tends to be smaller releases because they aren't being monitored BY THE SHAREHOLDERS

and for some reason no one cares about what non AAA games I finished haha

02.02.2026 23:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
The Harper Identity

Recently I wrote a TV comedy pilot that has very little chance of getting made so I decided to publish it just for fun. You can read the script in its bare-bones form, or annotated with my notes. Maybe someone will find it interesting.

I hope you enjoy THE HARPER IDENTITY. If you do, let me know :)

02.02.2026 23:02 — 👍 118    🔁 16    💬 6    📌 2

Also a shoutout to my fav taco truck in Seattle “Tacos el Asadero” down the street from here- they’ll still be getting the majority of my business

02.02.2026 22:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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It’s been forever talked about but it finally happened at MLK and S Rainier in Seattle

02.02.2026 21:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Reminds me of that part from escape from LA

02.02.2026 20:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"its like that reverse psychology thing yall- pls buy rocket ships"

02.02.2026 20:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I quicksaved instead of quickloading during a game of skyrim so when I loaded my last save it was half a second before an axe went through my characters head

02.02.2026 20:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

every accusation is a confession with the GOP

02.02.2026 20:11 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A photo of Noah Feldman beside A quite with the ABC News logo “If we cannot impeach a president who abuses his office fir his personal advantage, we no longer live in a democracy — we live in a monarchy, or we live under a dictator.@ Noah Feldman, Harvard Law School

A photo of Noah Feldman beside A quite with the ABC News logo “If we cannot impeach a president who abuses his office fir his personal advantage, we no longer live in a democracy — we live in a monarchy, or we live under a dictator.@ Noah Feldman, Harvard Law School

02.02.2026 18:41 — 👍 20091    🔁 5232    💬 469    📌 233

gotta respect the cheese ratio. For some reason the places near me give me less cheese on a cheese pizza than their other pizzas. Cheese is the main event wtf!

02.02.2026 20:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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for a lot of MAGA its no different from supporting their sports team

02.02.2026 06:11 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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