𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥 𝘋𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳

David Business and the King of Cash

Iris the cat sits at the table, ready for a heartfelt conversation

Iris the hermit crab hides inside a reusable target bag

Iris the cat naps flatly

Iris the cat is content in her heated bed

Iris photodump

Illustration of a Small green creature

grublin 2

That wasn't Bugs Bunny

Procreate drawing of a green monster with horns and three eyes

grublin draws near

Love when Rob Schneider is in the news and more people get to learn about the cinematic masterpiece Real Rob

Greg Bovino eat shit bitch

smoking pipe-weed with Prince Imrahil of Dol Amroth later, hit me up if you wanna hang we got loud we tryna smoke

Saw the back of John Elway's head today

Walked 7 miles around our neighborhood trying to find her and barely slept at all. Glad she's home!

Very very dirty Iris the cat, safely returned home

Guess who snuck out and spent the night outside!!!! It was 7° and she spent the night sleeping between the splash shield and undercarriage of Sara's car!!!

A sign in the window of a skincare clinic that reads "anyone with skin is welcome"

Skeleton discrimination

Screenshot of the app Pokemon Trading Card Game Pocket, showing 5 rare cards pulled from a single booster pack. Highlights include rainbow border Jolteon ex, the yelling dog, and two different Melmetal ex's

Pulled a god pack in PTCGP 👍

Think I might start growing some sort of carapace, the crustaceans keep pointing their pinchers at me and snickering at my fleshy exoskeletonless form

This rules

Taylor Swift announces next album title: The Queen in Yellow. She told Variety: "A few years back I came across this amazing play and I was so inspired. It's been living in my head for years. I even dream of it, of the city in the play."

An earlier operation to eliminate the target had failed that morning. Despite receiving a mighty blow from my sandal,the target survived and successfully escaped. After such a feat it managed to earn my respect, and in our second encounter I captured it alive and released it back into the wildlands.

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. Last night at approximately 0900 hours, an operation was successfully undertaken in which I banished the enormous black widow that I found living in my basement, transporting it to the alley behind my house.

Screenshot of a text message from an unknown number reading "Godzilla is entering your home,"

Oh shit oh fuck

Interesting

GOT CALLED DANIEL AGAIN
THIS IS INCORRECT

It means a lot, I tell ya. A lot.

Love when I'm the target audience for a post

Might spend the weekend working in mysterious ways.

Mario Mario leaning against a Kart holding a Natural Light

Bluesky is dead, me and the boys only posting on Trello now

Chacoan Peccary Approaches

Chacoan Peccary Turns Aside

Encounter The Piggy Boy.

HmmmmmMMMMMMMMMM

I NEED A MONSTAH TO CLOBBAH THAT THERE KIRBY

In Murderbot book 2 there's an important location called Ganaka Pit, and I just think that's like the platonic ideal goofy sci-fi name.

Don't mind me I'm just heading down to Ganaka Pit.