extremely low frequency bar

from 9/10: lovely night in a totally empty campsite before walking the staverton circular, including a very cold dip along the way. clean, deep and slow, absolutely perfect skinny dip conditions 😈

SABOTAGE: i’ve seen this described as workmanlike and i’d have to agree; it kind of feels like hitchcock not really trying (which is still better than most other directors). it’s fun tho, just a bit basic - with the exception of one absolutely terrific scene on a bus

I think of the wise old tree a lot

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

to the tune of Diarrhea Planet's Ghost With A Boner: SHREW WITH AN ONION! SHREW WITH AN O-O-O-O-NION!

Brother Herbert's Big Onion

New email greeting inspo

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

Me

Comedian Atsuko Okatsuka posts contract after turning down Riyadh Comedy Festival Comedian Atsuko Okatsuka posts contract after turning down Riyadh Comedy Festival

Everything’s so woke these days, you can’t even make a joke that may be considered to degrade, defame, or bring into public disrepute, contempt, scandal, embarrassment, or ridicule Saudi Arabia, its ruling government, royal family, or any religion or religious figure.

it’s stew season babey ignore the weird looking dumplings i had to blend some oats and use them as flour bc i ran out!!!!

It’s that time of year.

Staff gives ice barbie deputy director her own nickname. The daily beast

That's a rough nickname

Same, Soreen. Same.

A ★★★½ review of The Long Walk (2025) This review may contain spoilers. Visit the page to bypass this warning and read the review.

THE LONG WALK: long review here, i liked it but it has issues boxd.it/b8M6Zb

(DMing girl) Life is so randommm it's like.. Whyyyyyy Lol. (logging into Albert Einstein role playing account) (DMing same girl) Life makes perfect since

i commissioned a pure 1x1x1 cubic centimetre of lactose from my local antifa lab and mixed it in amongst the sugar cubes of all time

@mongreldog.bsky.social i feel like your followers would like this

Photo of square orange tiles, set into the ground, across one of which several cats footprints are clearly visible.

One day, nearly 2000 years ago, a cat dashed across some drying tiles, somewhere near Hadrian's Wall.

It's immortality of a kind, isn't it?

they were afraid of him

ALIEN ROMULUS: my previous review stands, i love how well-written the action scenes are and how it leans really heavily into the alien-style sexual horror

This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.

Columbo is an honorary LGBT for the following reasons:

He loves his wife SO much. Like, SO much: L
He is incredibly sassy and sarcastic to the people he's investigating: G
He wears those scruffy but weirdly fashionable oversized fits: B
He's a short king: T

I rest my case.

It’s like that old joke where a bunch of foxes are running out of the USSR. A man asks them why they are running

Foxes: “they’re arresting all the camels!”
Man: “but you’re not camels!”
Foxes: “yes, but you try proving that to them!”

this is ridiculous