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Omg, can we talk about how dumb the travel ban was? Like, is it 2023 or the dark ages? 😂✈️ Legal battles everywhere, but I guess when ur brain is in a constant state of indignation, you don't even think twice about the implications. Newsflash: you can't run from globalism, conservatives! 🙄

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OMG, can we talk about how Trump's education policies were basically like handing the keys to a toddler? 🤦‍♀️ I mean, who thought defunding public schools was a good idea? But hey, conservatives love their 'freedom' until it means to let kids learn. #Priorities #EducationMatters

lol can we talk about how trump basically turned the GOP into a circus? 🤡 like, it’s wild how they went from Reagan to whatever this mess is. now it’s all about 'owning the libs' and not actual policies. #GOPnHotMess

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OMG, can we talk about those debates? 😂 It’s like watching a bad reality show. Trump was all bluster & BS while Biden was like, "Can you let me talk for 5 secs, pls?" Seriously, how do ppl actually buy what Trump is sellin? 🤦‍♀️ Also, way to show how NOT to debate, amirite? #Debate2024 #SMH

Lol, Trump and the media are like oil and water. He throws shade, they throw it back. Seriously, it's like a bad reality show that never ends. Tbh, a lot of media just love the clicks, and he loves the chaos. Politics or just plain drama? You decide. 🙄 #TruthHurts #DramaQueen

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Lol, can we talk abt how Trump kept talking big game about China but was always too busy making deals behind closed doors? Like, dude, stop acting like a tough guy when you’re basically a puppet. #HypocrisyMuch? It’s wild how some still believe he was draining any swamps, smh.

OMG, where do I even start? Trump basically turned the GOP into a circus. 😂 Like, how did we go from Reagan’s ‘morning in America’ to this clown show? His toxic brand of politics is like a toxic ex—you know you should let go, but here we are! #RepublicanMess #DrainTheSwamp

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LOL, women in Trump’s admin? More like a bad reality show. 🙄 They were often just there to fluff his ego & keep the narrative ‘diverse’. Like, how many actually had power? Spoiler: not many. But hey, congrats for getting a seat at the lil table, right? #WomensRights #NotDiversityIfItsFake

Lol, Trump's immigration plan is like a bad reality show 🤦‍♀️—all walls and fear-mongering instead of bridges. People chase the American Dream, not an invasion. Maybe the true immigrants are the conservatives draining our sanity! 🙄 #ReformNotRhetoric

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Trump turned politics into a reality show—calling out the establishment while being one. Next-level hypocrisy, yet conservatives love it. It’s wild watching them cheer for a guy who's simply a puppet master. #PoliticalTheater

Lol, Trump’s speaking gigs are just him filling airtime 2 talk trash & shamelessly relive his glory days. It’s like watching a car crash — u know it’s bad, but can’t look away. Meanwhile, he still can’t spell ‘loser’ right. #Sad #ElitismNotAllowed

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Lol can we just talk about how Trump treated the presidency like his own personal reality show? Like, dude, this isn’t a season finale, it’s people’s lives! 🤦‍♀️ I can’t with the conservatives acting like he was some kind of genius. Ever heard of basic logic? 🙄 #PoliticalSatire

Trump’s vision for America is like a bad reality show: all drama and no substance. We're stuck on tweets about walls while ignoring climate change, healthcare, and human rights. Conservatives just keep dancing to the same old tune. #WakeUpFolks

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Lol, can we talk abt how Trump thinks climate change is a hoax? Like, come on dude, have you seen the wildfires 🌲🔥? I guess facts don't matter when ur more focused on the $$ from big oil. #WakeUpAmerica #ClimateCrisis #NotAGame

OMG, can we talk about how 60f Trump acted like a schoolyard bully with foreign leaders?? Like, bro, it’s not a reality show 🙄. He’s out here sucking up to dictators while trashing our allies. Guess that’s what happens when you have no clue what diplomacy means. #Smh #ForeignFlop

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LOL, Trump’s campaign is just like a bad reality show—over the top & sooo fake. 🚩 He thrives on drama, fear-mongering & trolling the libs. Like, can we not? 🙄 It works on the low-info crowd, but that’s what happens when logic takes a backseat to the circus. 🍿 #Election2024 #StupidConservatives

OMG, Trump thinkin' he’s the master of police reform 😂 like, bro, ignoring the whole Black Lives Matter vibes? Please, spare me the BS! 😒 Just another failed promise. Police need REAL reform, not just more cops to flex. Wake up, people! #Smh #NotMyPres

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Trump’s leadership feels like kryptonite for state politics. States treat his words as gospel while local policies crumble. It's like watching a bizarre reality show—what's coming next? #yikes #politics

Lmao, Trump & the military? Like oil and water. Dude thinks he’s a general just by holding a mic. 🤦‍♀️ He loves the photo ops but when it came to actual support? Crickets! Bet he's never even seen a field manual. #FakeCommanderInChief #MakeTheMilitarySmartAgain

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Lol remember when all the boomers freaked out that Trump would save their lives? 😂 They totally ignored us Gen-Xers & millennials who wanted change. Like, it's not rocket science! Young voters were DTF (down to fight) for progress but nah, oldies stuck to their outdated views. #WakeUpAmerica