Owen Pannas

I mis-read walking then. 😳

Did you get them to check her bank notes up to the light too?

Northampton and Southampton can get to fuck. Westhampton’s where all the action is.

There should be an over 21 stone Euros.
Get Rooney back.

Maximum points awarded.

Yes there is. When the dog does too.

What’s a break?

Everyone else calls it a urinal.

Bad case of Tourette’s there. Pig nipples cunt stick!

Do you have a special tin to take them in?
One at a time, or all at once?

If it was loose you should have tightened it.

“Taught”

It’s his version of the animal kingdom’s feigning death escape strategy. Anything to avoid you.
Worth it, no doubt.

20 stone in seven months is really something.

Now you’re bullied by being referred to as Skinny? I mean, with that under-inflated oversized skin suit.

Same, but upper class: Cook/East wing sunroom.

You’re hardly middle class if you’re looking for work there.

Don’t force it.

Thats the “like a ninja” part. All ninjas do that. It goes without saying.

Everyone does it. You’re not alone.

Yes. Yes. Yes!

“Are they in the room with us now?” vibes.

This sounds like a monologue from Mark on Peep Show.

You are David Mitchell and I claim my £5.

DHOTY. This is fesshole; they were either bus stop pissing or wanking. Then it makes sense.

I’ve heard of a turducken before, but not a turdurkey.

Too busy taking a piss in the sink, hence the dropped turkey in the bog. Obvs.

X secretly bullies Y, releasing small mushroom-dick energy fess.
Not the first. Won’t be the last.

If you’re going to use bad grammar, go all in next time.
…”who bigly needed”…

Own both.
“Smell those? Beat that, motherfucker.”

Promotion incoming.

FTW.

a cartoon character from the simpsons is looking out of a window and says the lord is watching ALT: a cartoon character from the simpsons is looking out of a window and says the lord is watching

So, no one ever liked wine?
They just gritted their teeth until the demon took them?
Ok Ned.