Beth Bush

Winsome and losesome or whatever those eels were called

I love gay

Damn

It’s so important to me to drop my phone once a day

Katy Perry is the human embodiment of m*le author writing a female lead roll

I live to get earring compliments in the Starbucks drive thru

Second-hand embarrassment watching people swerve through traffic

Jesse logic is so funny to witness

This song on repeat for me is like I’m hitting a morphine button like it’s one of the buzzers on Jeopardy and I’m a contestant and I know the fuck out of the answer. Hit hit hit

At the end of the day, I need at least 17 top racks in my dishwasher to accommodate all the top rack only primadonnas in this house

I think I don’t want to see anymore sour doughs getting squeezed. That feels like enough

Fair 🫧

I thought you miiiight have enjoyed it a half star more 🌟

2 stars is interesting, but sure

Me when daylight is saved: phone is at 10% battery and every pair of wireless headphones I own (3) is at 6% or lower

Farbeit isn’t a word but albeit is. Ok, sure, whatever I guess

Yayyyy Jacki!!! 🩷🩷🩷

This game where I grab a bunch of things in the house that are not where they’re supposed to be and I can’t put anything down unless it’s in the place it goes

If I can just say, I like Joann more than I like Michael and I’m SAD

Ok, I’m so interested. Please keep me in mind

Don’t try to post on bluesky when you’re having your 10am deviled egg, I’ll tell ya that much. Devil all over the damn phone

I’ve been a person long enough. I’d like to move positions. I want a new specialty. Like is there anything open in the llama department? I feel like I could do good work there

Same. I just feel like a lil raccoon when I do it

Eating shredded cheese feels like raccoon behavior

I laughed so hard

Girl just bleeped it

Siri won’t say pussy

Oh shit. Happy Groundhog’s Day. Sorry, I almost forgot

Oh yeah, so true

As far as I know at this current moment in time. If you know something, you have to say