Christian Gatica

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the cure to the male loneliness epidemic is to get really into Discord and guns

It needs to be said that by rebranding Charlie Kirk's views as moderate by both right wingers and liberal cowards resets the extremist views he held as normal and pushes the Overton window to the far right

in the past two years everyone you have ever known has moved to new york city

the most annoying people in LA are simultaneously working on their Burning Man murder mystery script right this second

my hot take is that I think irish goodbyes are corny, say bye to the people that love

I feel like when people say public reading is performative it’s such a self report on their relationship with books

william shakespeare: [a bunch of dumb ass crap]
roger miller: roses are red and violets are purple, sugar is sweet and so is maple surple

A roll20 dice of 3d8 + 6 which rolled the highest damage of all 8s

Dropping @ghostjr.bsky.social 's rogue twice in D&D tonight

I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.

I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.

every generation must have their own twee cover of La Vie en Rose

won’t work. the secret sauce that makes the original sing is that it was made for like twelve dollars and you can tell everyone involved is hating every second of it. hard to recapture that magic.

BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.”

They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.

I never stopped calling it HBO Max, and I think you all owe me an apology

I know it smell crazy at the ren faire today

you all are going to look back at window film 10 years from now the way we look at popcorn ceilings

I could watch 30 of these movies

accountant 2 whips ass (good)

Free comic book day? No thanks. I only pay for comic books, as a staunch supporter of the tireless creators and shop owners who undergird this beloved industry.

@knguyen.bsky.social fantastic article on the Vietnam war for @theverge.com , I was stopped in my tracks and read the entire thing. I had to find out who wrote it, incredible perspective, great work.

just kidding

rfk’s voice sounds like that because a dog bit his neck

Welcome to Carl’s Jr. It sucks!

I’m not prepared for when the troglodytes do to Rilke what they did to Jung

The Pampered Idiot, by Leonardo Alenza y Nieto, 1807–45, 📸 by @b_smialowski

where do I buy this?

so true

hot dog implies cold cat

yeah bitch I tried to tell you

Boycotting the grocery store until they start buying an equivalent volume of groceries from me