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@heroneman.bsky.social

A deeply unserious person. He/Him

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With October in full swing now, I'm giving my annual reminder to not give to Susan G Kommen for breast cancer awareness month.

There are better organizations or research centers out there and you may be able to even find some local ones!

07.10.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Israeli drone footage shows the destruction in Gaza:

06.10.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 499    πŸ” 191    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 15

(the Grung Knight was not a friend)
4 of them met up, still don't realize the one PC has completely vanished
Look y'all. It was a wild session and it will only get more wild next session.

None of this was planned - the dice went insane tonight.

02.10.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's been a while since I've done one of these but

This weekend in DnD as a DM:

The party split 4 different ways for the entire first half! We have 6 members!
One PC brought a Rope Trick into a Portable Hole and committed to it
One PC followed a frog knight into a forest, ambushed by 3 enemies

02.10.2025 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Global Sumud Flotilla website has gone down but tracker still up as vessels intercepted by IDF: flotilla-orpin.vercel.app

01.10.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Just heartbreaking tbh 😭

01.10.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Daffy Duck looking at Porky Pig's corkscrew tail and wondering why Porky's is on the other side

01.10.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes officer I WAS speeding and driving recklessly but you don't understand my favorite song was playing

30.09.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of my dog, a catahoula/Collie mix chewing a bone on an elevated mat. There is cardboard on the mat, as he's a dragon and hoards cardboard to tear up.

Picture of my dog, a catahoula/Collie mix chewing a bone on an elevated mat. There is cardboard on the mat, as he's a dragon and hoards cardboard to tear up.

We changed our dogs water bowl and he now refuses to drink out of it. Brother gets SO thirsty.

I have to get him to even stand next to it by cupping my hand and filling it with water so he drinks some. It feels like I'm teaching him how to drink water for the first time he's insane

30.09.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A still of Sam Richardson from hit series "I think you should leave" shrugging

A still of Sam Richardson from hit series "I think you should leave" shrugging

10.09.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Luke putting R2 in an enormous bag of rice on Dagobah.

30.09.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 570    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 0

I need the Hades II characters to stop being so hot. It's making me bad at the game

28.09.2025 13:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A flapjack is a granola bar?? Absolutely not. Get it together, Brits

27.09.2025 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh fuck this is gonna get me back into Diablo IV.

Sidenote - blizzard, pls, I need a new StarCraft game 😭

26.09.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not even a magic guy but these furby cards are insanely good!!!

26.09.2025 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tim Meadows is one of the funniest people on the planet and that's the gospel truth

25.09.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm heaven now!

23.09.2025 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 413    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

People power works. Together we can achieve real change. Just look at what happened when we all stood up to Disney: we got Babu Frik back

23.09.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 891    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 3

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene

RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*

A nude man is in the background, only referred to as β€œthe colonel”

Person watching on tv: well if they say so

23.09.2025 00:44 β€” πŸ‘ 7114    πŸ” 1342    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 49

taking my old grandad out onto the f-zero course in his wheelchair and running along the bit that repairs the cars and seeing if it makes him better

22.09.2025 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 357    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

The death of flash games ruined the Internet

20.09.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

getting the special starbucks order honoring charlie kirk (flat white with a hole poked in the side of the cup)

19.09.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2144    πŸ” 335    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 1

*more indignant than I’ve ever been in my life* I eat cicada shells because I don’t want them to go to WASTE if that’s okay with you???

19.09.2025 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In 1983, 50 companies controlled 90% of the U.S. media market. That number is now down to 5.

18.09.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3335    πŸ” 1365    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 126

Tidal's sound quality is *excellent*, btw.

19.09.2025 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 94    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re calling for civility in a time when fascism is overtaking the country then you are on the side of the fascists

18.09.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 957    πŸ” 262    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 6

Anyone know where Charlie Kirk's grave is? I gotta take a leak

18.09.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get it together Toyota owners

16.09.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Toyota toyoda stickers with grogu on it make no sense. Yoda is right there, with the actual name. He's a real character and grogu is grogu? Toygrogu?

16.09.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Like Sarah says, if you want to use the mechanics of the other game, trying playing that instead! You'll love it.

It doesn't make any sense to cut up the mechanics of another game to insert into DND. You're not doing either system a service.

16.09.2025 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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